after a two month delay we finally have our awoos.
Jackson O'Brien
@sprobeforebros.bsky.social
biscuit troll. history's greatest lover.
just sang "I'm not a trad wife I just cook a lot" in a Big Pun voice while pickling onions if you want to narrow in on my exact demographic
I know this is whattaboutism, but wait until the centrists worried about market distorting effects of public grocery stores learn about farm policy.
the new Charli xcx record sounds halfway between an early Guided by Voices record and a mid-period Wire record (complimentary). do with this information what you will
Found out that a bad review of the movie trivia night I cohosted said “the cone brothers are alright. But mostly boring”
someone please submit this to r/democrats to see if it gets removed please. i tried but i can't submit with 0 comment karma
Democrats@democrats.org · 2d agoHUGE: Under Mayor Mamdani, New York City just recorded its safest first 7 months of a year in history—and its safest July ever. In July: Major crime dropped 13% Murder dropped 32% Robberies dropped 15% Vehicle thefts dropped 25% Democratic mayors are putting public safety first.
I'm given to understand that transphobes are showing up to Lynx games. As someone with no interest in sports but an interest in humiliating transphobes I am happy to purchase a ticket to "accidentally" spill an entire milkshake on one of these people and get kicked out if they're coming back
This is the most Michigan* thing he’s said in a minute *talking shit about an Ohioan, correctly
neuse river hag@neuseriverhag.bsky.social · 5d agoi honestly want to talk to someone who thinks this is a bad thing to say
Entwistle - Jordan Moon - Pippen Townshend - Horace Grant / Rodman Daltrey - BJ Armstrong I believe this about 30% but can't find a configuration I believe more.
two ways having a trans sister is a lot of fun 1: mentioning her in the company of someone I've known for years. They say "I didn't know you had a sister" which gives me the opportunity for the zinger "neither did I!" 2: sounds like "transistor" which implies I could build a logic gate with her
Not too chuffed to learn that "AIDS" was coined in my birth year, but I am amused to learn that "G-spot", "phone sex" and "gaydar" are. Also poetically appropriate, the english language started using the fascist-italian term "barista" the year I was born.
Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d agoFind the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
nolan discourse time for a ducks baby lightbulbs meme
HOLLYWOOD EXEC: no no no. He might be a bit of a sex pest but we need to keep Jared Leto around for economic reasons. ME, LOOKING AT HIS IMDB: so like... Tron: Ares and The Haunted Mansion and Morbius were huge in China? HOLLYWOOD EXEC CLIMBING OUT OF FIFTH STORY WINDOW: oh yeah for sure man
Fuckin rich for Boy George to write a pro Zionism song that starts with “you say genocide / I say war / after all that’s what the army’s for” when literally the first words of his first single are “War is stupid and people are stupid”
surprisingly successful internet search: "japanese city pop album with a guy looking at a beach" (the thing I was looking for was the LP "Summer Breeze" by Piper)
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
the Charli XCX song "2007" doesn't even mention in passing the Sidney Lumet swan song Before The Devil Knows You're Dead
few things are funnier to me in a musical context than a guitar with a really intense distortion / overdrive that's mixed really quiet
(Austin Powers game tutorial level) Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag? Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory? Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.
Tales From The Future@talesftf.bsky.social · last wk.After a decade of fake FSD promises: Musk is claiming that “Optimus will beat top surgeons in 3 years”. Can’t stop, won’t stop. $TSLA $TSLAQ “Elon Musk calls medical school 'pointless,' says robots will beat any surgeon in 3 years — telling students to walk away” finance.yahoo.com/sectors/heal...
that odyssey review was pretty funny but also kind of like if wes anderson did the iliad and someone went long on how everything looks like a diorama and the characters have a flat affect and there's a general named "Gen. Greek Tragedy" and like yes i understand that is a wes anderson movie correct
