A fun Zizek style solution to the AI cheating problem is to let the students submit AI generated work, then let an AI grade the work so the big other is appeased. After that you and the students are freed up to do actual pedagogy disconnected from ideological demands.

Nietzsche is my favorite positivist because he grew out of it

If you’re gonna lie to me, LinkedIn, you can at least try to make it convincing

There’s only one good German philosopher and he was basically Scottish so it doesn’t count

Walking up to the two evangelicals doing Bible study in the cafe I’m working at and asking “okay so what’s your preferred hermeneutical methodology”

Kill Bill except it’s just me trying to hunt down reviewer 2

Fopling@fopling.bsky.social · 7mo ago

It's me, I'm reviewer 2. I'm the one who has been torpedoing all your best papers because you don't cite me. I exclusively speak in riddles then get angry if you can't solve them. Although no one knows my name, my presence carves a bloody wake through the literature. Fear my wrath.

Baudrillard continues to be the most right anyone has ever been. Basically everyone who was synthesizing Marx and Psychoanalysis was on the right track, he was just a few steps ahead of the competition.

my new year’s resolutions: 1.) Complete the system of German idealism 2.) Derive an ought from an is 3.) Step in the same river twice

BREAKING NEWS 📕🚨 We are happy and proud to announce the publication of an edited anthology titled Danish Marxism: Past, Present, Future (Problema, 2025). The book celebrates 10 years of organising by bringing 6 reflective pieces together with CfPs and abstracts from all our conferences.

Ventured to Aarhus for @dkmarxsoc.bsky.social, @rousshoe.bsky.social’s official debut as a Danish Marxist

I’m not gonna say I wrote the book on Danish Marxism, but I am technically a contributing author

Cat O Nine Tales (1971) laying down some truth about cops.

This is how one pictures the angel of posting... Where we perceive a chain of events, he sees one single catastrophe which keeps piling wreckage and hurls it in front of his feet... And the angel says "lol, lmao even"

drewtoothpaste@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · last yr.

*cracking open your moral intuition systems* ohhh i see, there's the issue, you're running secularism on a kernel built for protestant morality.

“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” well, I asked @fopling.bsky.social and he said “It’s Phenomenology you’re allowed to be masturabatory”

AND ID DO IT AGAIN BRA BRA

Fopling@fopling.bsky.social · last yr.

Sitting here watching my friend use academia dot edu like it's a dating app What a time to be alive

Why did Solo Leveling become so popular? It's pretty derivative (especially of Hunter x Hunter and Berserk) and worse it relies on a terrible reading of Nietszche.

They Aufhebened my ass in the bathroom of John K King books 😔

Im leading a community lecture and discussion in Cincinnati, the greatest city in da world, on April 2nd!!!! come through!!!

Groundhog day is the only uniquely American national pagan ritual. Punxsutawney Phil is our fertility Oracle, pronouncing whether nature is displeased with us or will take mercy. Somehow through American puritanism we have resisted turning groundhog day celebrations into the orgies they should be.

Didn’t see you at 7 AM mass for the feast of Aquinas, guess you’re not a real philosopher huh

Tbh I’m way better at the viola than I am at metaphysics… I hate proving Carnap right :/

I’m a Marxian not a Marxist but does that mean if I do Deleuze work I’m a Deleuzist?

Hey fellow lecturers, how do you check for ai plagiarism? I would like some extra methods to double check potential offenses