*.☆Rowan☆.*
@rowan143.bsky.social
Y2k vampire and lover of all things dead & dying 🦴 🩷 r0wan.straw.page I am an adult so <17 DNI
So glad my brain knows exactly what nightmare scenario to cook up while I'm sleeping that'll ruin my day before it even starts. I love night terrors!!
The first time I posted my isopods on reddit everyone loved them and wanted to buy some but the second time I posted them now everyone hates me and wants me to die. This really is all fame is huh.
Its not easy being the hottest piece of meat but someones gotta do it
they took four vials of blood from me. FOUR!!! What do they need that much blood for
Guys this is lowkirkenually not an edsky account anymore I'm so sorry 💔 it's just my schizophrenic ramblings at this point but THANK U to everyone who sticks around
They call me a niche internet micro celebrity in the bug subreddits
fun fact if you're ever gonna kys you can just disappear and start your life over again most of the time
"I was male socialized growing up" "I was female socialized growing up" Yall weren't treated like a dog by everyone around you?
Ive... *frothing at the mouth* gained weight..... and I'm *starts going into cardiac arrest* I'm fine with that.....
my body is a machine that turns EDM into a vehicular manslaughter charge
I've got a business I've got a lovely wife
Jack Walten in Suit - The Walten Files
ALT: Jack Walten in Suit - The Walten Files
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What the fuck is gender identity disorder 💀 and why can doctors diagnose me with things without telling me. Like at least give me a notice before you diagnose me with tranny faggot disorder
just had an open pedophile follow and unfollow me in the span of an hour lol what. Literally kay why ess
hes following hella minors yall be careful its a predo 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
Kaiser@secretly100wilsons.bsky.social · 3w ago...okay.
I'm in a committed relationship with this beat
Monkey Listening to Music
ALT: Monkey Listening to Music
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I will never be famous and that makes me wanna not be anything
I was so close to being born into old money but my fuck ass dad and his brother just HAD to be diagnosed retards which got them both disowned
jm my own therapist my own caretaker my own everything because I am smart enough for it
cottage cheese is bad im sorry to say it. so is greek yogurt, i dont like that either
if you're an utterly joyless smoker why would you smoke if its not for fun