Cryptid aScare
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🇬🇧 British / 🏴 English / ⛰️ Cumbrian 📍 Whitehaven 🏉 Whitehaven RLFC ⚽️ Bolton Wanderers FC ⚾️ San Francisco Giants 🏀 Golden State Warriors 🤘🏼 Rock and/or roll music ♂️ He/Himbo
I don’t support the death penalty but if you are gonna execute people then why not just use a guillotine? You can’t fuck that up! And why wait 30 years? She murdered her victim in 1995 and was sentenced in 1996. I get that there are appeals but three decades??
The Guardian@theguardian.com · yesterdayChrista Pike is conscious and speaking after botched execution attempt, lawyers say
Age yourself with a childhood crush.
DCharlie@dcharlie.bsky.social · 5h agoage yourself with a childhood* crush
Bravo, Sir Kev. But it sucks that he’s Rugby League’s only living knight. (The only other RL player to be knighted was Billy Boston who passed away in August)
BBC Sport {bot}@bbcsport.xmirror.bot · 7h ago“I’m really proud of the support and the way people have got behind us.” Sir Kevin Sinfield reflects on the work which led to his knighthood ❤️
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
Shrek: Lord Farquaad's Sacrifice Meme
ALT: Shrek: Lord Farquaad's Sacrifice Meme
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News to Remember@moments2remember.link · yesterdayThe PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES stood on a stage and said: “Let ’em take out Los Angeles. Let ’em take out San Diego.” And people CHEERED. I’m sorry, but what the actual fuck are we doing?
Watching the rugby league grand final in the pub but I can only hear Sam Matterface commentating on the England football match 👎🏼
I bet Half Man Half Biscuit must be gutted that the current Pope almost certainly knows who Slipknot is.
Wake up babe, new DiCaprio meme just dropped.
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 5d agoThe Dems getting better at this
Good luck to Wakefield Trinity ⚜️ and Newcastle Knights ⚔️ in their respective grand finals this weekend! 🏉
When I was in Spain last month I swear the deodorant was sending me subliminal messages 🪓
I just hope those recordings remain unheard.
Sky News@news.sky.com · 6d agoOasis 'sue' over auction of unheard recordings archive
Tony Tassell@tonytassell.bsky.social · 7d agoMan City’s Emirati chair was granted diplomatic immunity 6 yrs ago in a move that could complicate any legal action resulting from findings that the club artificially inflated its finances by more than £900mn - scoop by Caroline Binham @journosooz.bsky.social as.ft.com/r/d717fb9e-2...
The country whose president keeps threatening to attack Canada wants to talk about “reliable allies”.
Esheru@esherukweku.bsky.social · last wk.This is dangerous talk, he should be reprimanded for it.
Someone hit me with the whole "fuck is an acronym" myth yesterday, so here's a reminder of why that claim makes absolutely no fucking sense. (And shit isn't an acronym either!) uselessetymology.com/2026/09/29/f...
“Fuck” Isn’t an Acronym, and Other Etymological Fuckery
The following is a modified excerpt from my second book, Words from Hell. Many armchair etymologists like to claim that the infamous F-bomb is an acronym, standing for phrases such as “fornication …
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Well done to Boston, Nicole Kidman and The Cure on their current top ten hits.
