that one time when immortal heard omni-man never had a lower back massage before:
Dr. Buttholio
@rubrikate.bsky.social
I have a vile sense of humor but I'm a decent man PhD in sexualizing old men Ben Franklin enthusiast I'm a baffling slippery beast 🌿Pro-420 🔼Lvl 339 🔞
I need to be super autistic about something for two hours >Plays the Sims
Art post for no particular reason 🖤 (I am close to reach 10k here and I still have no new art to show. But having some reach here would make me a bit happier since I abandoned my twitter with 40k followers lol)
dude i don't even know how chatgpt looks like
Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
working on my dracula story idea. i love mulling things over in my mind hole
its actually so vital for my health to get obscenely high and then listen to really loud music with can headphones and talk about cheeked up war criminals i think are hot
IVE GOT GRUBBY LITTLE FINGERS AND A DIRTY LITTLE MIND AND IM GONNA GET YOU EVERY TIME
my wife is always some dark haired grumpy man and my babygirl is always this himbo blonde boy with a fat ass and a gun
i disappear into becks music super easily and thats what told me i had autism
My commissions are open, help me pay my healthcare premium this month 🙏 I'll draw ur beloved pet(s), beloved DnD OC, any beloved OC or character, ur next beloved tattoo! I can draw many things for u 🐀 vgen.co/rays666hell
If you come here to argue with me I will immediately block you Not even remotely interested in dealing with that shit
The whole reason our society is crumbling is because we do not enforce parking laws
All great families should follow this progression.
Wes Anderson should make a James and the Giant Peach movie.
Please I can't emphasize how colon cancer has become the #1 cause of cancer related death among young adults. Get checked, like the comic says the prep days absolutely suck but its worth the peace of mind.
Remember back in March when I did hourly comic day but for my colonoscopy prep? Well, the fine folks at @ohjoysextoy.bsky.social asked me to reprise it for their site and it's up today! Go check it out! Now in color and with more info! www.ohjoysextoy.com/adventures-i...
>works at my company for a year >No one says anything to me the morning of that anniversary Cool
30,000 hours of footage, equivalent to 3 years and 7 months, were filmed to capture the blooming of 77 types of flowers, and the result is spectacular. Original post
I always write about food. In all my stories, I'm obsessed with food.