I love my girlfriend. But I really wish she wouldn't say "I'm gonna gobble-wobble your knobby-bobble" when she gets horny. It's kinda off putting.
Quincy Adams Wagstaff
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Nominally the lord protector of a very small commonwealth of four humans and one canine.
Fun fact - you will never see your face in 3D
It’s pretty close to a textbook definition of kakistocracy
What’s the worst variety of Apple and why is it so poorly named?
We only rate dogs. This is a very fast tater tot. Please stay out of the way as he clearly has places to be, and only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: choppertp)
Candidate for Arl County dem party primary has both “Taxes Have Increased” and”Arlington needs a world class arts center” directly across from each other. Can you say “Da Fuq?” #Arlingtonva #Elections #Primary #figureoutyourfuqingmessage
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BREAKFAST LINKS 7/23/26: Arlington road to get safety updates before school year. Montgomery County may back 18-month data center moratorium. Broken pipe floods Red Line control room, causing delays.
Breakfast links: Road near Arlington schools to see safety changes
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Yesterday or the day before, I asked Alexa to play Let Love Rule and then followed it with Mr Cab Driver. Lenny Kravitz spoke to me through through my echo device and said I need to subscribe to Amazon Music Unlimited to hear more of his music. Wtf was that?
County Board promises updates on S. Carlin Springs safety before school starts
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County Board members say further steps to protect students along S. Carlin Springs Road will be in place before classes resume in late August. "We want to be responsive -- all of us care and have been...
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Oh no, we gotta go, we're not gonna live forever Why, why, we gotta die? You know that we'll be together Hey, hey we gotta say, I could never be a savior I know that you'll miss me but I'm never, never, never comin' home
Matt once showed up on my front porch coated in sweat from walking the neighborhood to GOTV. Now it’s just spamming my texts.
Don’t let the highs get to your head, don’t let the lows bring you down.
I’m pretty sure I’ve been faking mostly everything I do. Not imposter syndrome- I just have no clue - I just go with the vibe see where it takes me.
“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”
Pretty good Not bad They can't complain 'Cause actually, all them gods are just about the same Pretty good Not bad I can't complain 'Cause actually, everything is just about the same
On a humungous group email about a piece of state legislation that hasn’t gone the way a bunch of us want. The leader of the group says our next step is to email the governor. Am I the only person who thinks of Rock Ridge, Governor William J. Lepetomane, and Blazing Saddles when reading that?
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You know that wake up moment, when you fall back asleep and enter slumberland for the last time and have the weirdest dreams then extract yourself out of it to face the harsh realities of real life
Still wondering why Walk Hard wasn’t as huge as it should’ve been. #musicsky
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"Can I have a choc ice please" "I don't have any choc ices. Just this albatross." "Do you get wafers with it?" "Course you don't get f**king wafers with it, it's a f**king seabird!" #MontyPython
It’s been more than 25 years but the Mesopotamians still have not been nominated for the rock n roll hall of fame. #rocknrollhall #musicsky #tmbg open.spotify.com/track/2g5BqZ...
The Mesopotamians
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