Rugose Kohn

@rugosekohn.com

Forever GM. He/him. Enjoys being of service to humanity. Churlish Scholar. Aspiring Paladin. Fart Bork aficionado. Motherfuckin' Ninja Master. Like a cool guy https://mixam.com/print-on-demand/rugosekohn

You know I'd be more excited for the upcoming Mörk Borg compatible FROG WORLD from ExaltedFuneral if the writer Micah Anderson hadn't been an asshole to the MB scene to try and get some street cred. If people haven't spent some time in the MB scene, I'm just not buying their MB shit at this point.

NINJA BORG recently celebrated our third birthday (it was this past Sunday for anyone who cares). Here's our first baby picture from that glorious day

A screenshot of the first text written for NINJA BORG on April 26, 2023. It reads...

Stats
Pumped Up
Guitar Wailing
Going Berserk
Flipping Out and Killing People

Each point in a stat reduces die size one step

Resolution
Roll under Ninja Factor Target. Max roll is always failure.

Real Ultimate Power: d3 times per day, automatically succeed on any roll


Gear
Ninja sword
Ninja stars (ranged)

Ninja Magic
Turn Invisible
Disguise
Explode Head
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Enemies
Punk
Biker Bear
Cyborg Pirate
CIA Mullet Operative
Zombie Nazi