@zrau.bsky.social Call me 2 Live Roux because I’m rocking “Shake a Lil’ Somethin’” (Pi-Yahhhhh!! Seasoning) in the kitchen tonight. Time for some of your dirty rice™️ and a cheese sauce for some enchiladas.
@zrau.bsky.social home game this week coach. Running the I formation with dirty rice and étouffée. Threw some hog shots and an armadillo egg out at the skill positions. Prepping to travel for a work potluck next week. Got any feedback?
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Opened up the Hawgronomicon on a roadtrip so my wife could learn The Lore™️ and I think we summoned something.
@lindseyadler.bsky.social Got any open oars on The Boat™️?
I would like to commend the USMNT for showing host solidarity and going out at the same time as CAN and MEX.
Welcome to The Rock. @surber.bsky.social @stephenhartzell.bsky.social @itsfelder.bsky.social
U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission@cpsc.gov · 3mo agoYou've got to think about that famous scene from 'The Rock' (1996). Stanley Goodspeed is holding the "string of pearls" virus container that he's just removed from its housing. He looks Sean Connery dead in the eye and says, "The second you don't respect this, it kills you." That's the energy.
Commentary by A. Dad I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try A Subscription To The Onion.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 4mo agoYour dad will really like a year's membership to The Onion, which is $75 for the next year until tomorrow night. If you get him a gift subscription, we'll send a certificate to print out or email to him for tomorrow. This Father's Day, at least shock and confuse him. membership.theonion.com/gifts/
With the Hawgrinomicon you had my sword. With this you have my heart. @jasonkirk.fyi thank you for seeing my hand.
Shutdown Fullcast@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social · 5mo agoOn Patreon, it's always beer o'clock, sluts. X-MEN, THE FOOTBALL LINEUP, which obviously requires 2.5 hours to explain - Messiest secondary imaginable - Cyclops enters his ideal state: romance hell - O line: depression, time travel, self-eugenics - Fox movie complaints - Emma Frost please adopt us
The Cleveland Browns : “Let’s play (cover) two” @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
Can I interest you in Web Pig Sue-Me? @hollyanderson.bsky.social
Grateful for the dark match. Never realized why I hated football season as much as I do every year until I saw how they’ve treated me since I was a freshman. 103.12(0) for our win-loss total plus number of football coaches I have enjoyed (0). @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
