"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
Ryan Howse
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This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
Heavy metal: the best. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
A concert to remember: Metal band rocks out at Ottawa hospital, granting patient's wish | CBC News
Hospitals aren't the usual venue for a high-energy hard rock concert, but that's exactly what took place at Ottawa's Bruyère Health last week, helping one longtime patient live out his dream of attend...
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Sorry, you can literally break into Netflix offices and steal a movie??? The meme has come full circle
Fortitude, a $45m thriller starring Nicolas Cage and from the director of Con Air, has been stolen from Netflix's offices. Now its producer is suing the streamer for $105m. filmstories.co.uk/news/netflix...
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Ulysses has a few tough chapters but overall it's not that hard. Finnegan's Wake is, though, so it seems they've been conflated over the years by pop culture. The first pic is Finnegan's Wake. The second, Ulysses. You might not enjoy Ulysses, that's fine, but it's not hard to follow.
Finished it. Don't know what I read. Treated it like going down a lazy river, just follow along and don't worry.
Oh no I'm doing this aren't I?
Just had a reader reach out and tell me how much they loved Red in Tooth and Claw. One of the best feelings, my goodness. I recently put it up on Kobo if anyone's interested in a neolithic horror-fantasy: www.kobo.com/ca/en/ebook/...
Red in Tooth and Claw ebook by Ryan Howse - Rakuten Kobo
Read "Red in Tooth and Claw" by Ryan Howse available from Rakuten Kobo. A brutal wilderness. Hungry, plague-ridden animals. A winter so cold it snaps wood. Chemosh, a scout imprisoned by the e...
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The images are heartbreaking, there is a state of emergency, and a boil water advisory for areas around me. I'm planning to donate all proceeds from my book sales for the month of July to the Red Cross to help in its efforts.
Profits Soar As Taylor Farms Rebrands As Biological Weapons Manufacturer
The skye above the port was the color of parchment, as yet unmarked by a scrybe.
when austerity hits the Federal Department of Naming Magic Swords
People act like it’s impossible to do the right thing and succeed but its actually pretty easy to do it and have everyone love you and you can even be a goofy silly guy and do it
Guess who had the integrity not to accept $1 million to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival last year?
Watching 30 Rock for the first time in many years. It's weird that The Girly Show had exactly 1 Girl and only 2-3 actors with a huge writer's room. Also boy later seasons Flanderized the heck out of almost everyone huh? Pete's still just a fairly normal guy.
By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
If you start talking about Final Fantasy X when no one else was its called an interjechtion.
I considered going to bed at a reasonable time last night but ADHD had other ideas, anyway I made a Jimothy X-Files t-shirt. Available here: robsheridan.threadless.com/collections/... - Proceeds benefit Defenders of Wildlife @defenders.org
MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY
Problem with Marvel Studios is they're tied to a specific franchise and can not pivot. "low-budget original horror is doing well let's make one of those. The role of familial trauma will be played by, oh, let's say Rogue."
The Trojan Horse isn't mentioned in The Iliad and only briefly in The Odyssey, but it has a very large section in The Aeneid, (which is about the Trojans fleeing to settle what would eventually become Rome) where Virgil keeps insisting the Trojans weren't owned by it, they weren't.
I don't understand the discourse my daughter loves being buried under groceries. She begs for pictures at the end.
I feel like Damon was picked--sincerely!--because he is the guy who Can't Get Home.
They’re having a completely normal one over at the National Review this weekend
once again thinking about the best Lord of the Rings meme
The Trojan Horse isn't mentioned in The Iliad and only briefly in The Odyssey, but it has a very large section in The Aeneid, (which is about the Trojans fleeing to settle what would eventually become Rome) where Virgil keeps insisting the Trojans weren't owned by it, they weren't.
WALKING INTO THE THEATER WITH MY TROJAN HORSE POPCORN HOLDER: Haha, fuck yeah, a cool horse! WALKING OUT OF THE THEATER WITH MY TROJAN HORSE POPCORN HOLDER: I must keep this horse as a memento mori about my own civilization's failure
Bought the newest Civilization game used last weekend and every time I turn it on my daughter says "CIV SEVEN"
The Exorcism of Emily Rose was pure dogshit but 300 actively hated its audience so probably that.
What's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...
Just got back from the Odyssey and there were a bunch of suitors in my house eating my food drinking my wine and trying to woo my wife