Ryan Middleton

@ryanmiddleton.bsky.social

Making videos for The Daily Show. Gleep on Alien Super Show.

If you're a surgeon and you leave a sponge in someone's abdomen, you can lose your license to practice medicine. If you're an attorney and you completely bungle a client's case, you can lose your license to practice law. Otoh, if you're a prominent op-ed columnist...

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the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same

I think the only thing that made me laugh without simultaneously hating our current state of affairs in 2025 was Grok confirming and defending to X users’ inquiries that Elon is in fact the unrivaled Throat GOAT