Ryan Paige

@ryanpaige.bsky.social

WGA Writer/Director/Accountant

So Trump says that a doctor could be arrested if he didn't sue his patients for unpaid bills in defending Sen. Roger Marshall. The lies have never been plausible, but it seems like this ridiculousness is coming faster these days.

I called up a newspaper in Metropolis and one of the reporters there let it slip that Talarico actually took time off from the campaign to foil an evil plan by Lex Luthor and the Legion of Doom.

What would be the purpose of Democrats trying to get an additional 162 votes in a county that Trump got over 81% of the vote in a state where he got over 65% of the vote?

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So if the Feds are looking for evidence related to something my father might have done in 1975 or whenever, a reasonable person would think there was a fair probability that such a document that never belonged to me would be in my house?

Door knocker with a Michael Slaughter t-shirt just came by the house. We didn't answer it. I've never had someone door knocking for Collin County Republicans in the 21 years we've lived here. I hope the fact that they feel the need to actually campaign means they're more likely to lose.

ICE officers used their vehicle as a weapon in Texas and hit Miguel Parra-Hernandez. Given how frequently ICE uses instances where agents weren't even hit to use deadly force, should not the officer who used his car as a weapon to injure Parra-Hernandez then be charged with Attempted Murder?

One of my dogs bit into my leg really hard when I was trying to answer the door. I’m pretty sure she took a chunk out of it. Hurts physically, but I also feel so betrayed. Man’s Best Friend? I don’t see it. And it was the dog who takes Prozac every day, too.

Gov. Abbott wants to bring back junk insurance that doesn't cover anything and doesn't give anyone the protections of ACA-compliant plans. But we'll save so much money as long as we never need to use the shit insurance.

Governor Abbott Announces New Affordability Initiative to Lower Healthcare Costs - Greg Abbott

Greg Abbott is fighting for Texas families and Texas values, by creating jobs and defending our constitutional rights and freedoms.

gregabbott.com

Traditionally, the Clerk will organize the vote for Speaker at the start of the new session and swear in whoever wins that vote. There is speculation that Johnson may fire the current House Clerk and get a lackey installed who can point to made-up irregularities in enough House races to give...

Pwnallthethings@pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 2w ago

If Democrats win, johnson will not be speaker at the point where they are swearing in the new Congress. They are sworn in by the speaker elect, who is chosen by the member elects

After an appeals court overturned Crystal Mason's conviction in 2024, Tarrant County DA Phil Sorrells continued to prosecute her. His choice has become a flash point in his reelection race this fall against Democrat Tiffany Burks.

The 25 Sheriff and Prosecutor Races Set to Shape Criminal Justice and ICE Collaboration - Bolts

Voters face stark choices for offices with vast powers on policing and punishment. Bolts walks you through key contests to watch across a dozen states.

boltsmag.org

I just can't imagine what it would be like to get caught inside one of these kinds of nightmares. Forrest Welborn never waivered in insisting on his innocence, and he still spent decades with people thinking he was involved in the horrible murder of four girls.

He Was a Suspect in the Yogurt Shop Murders for Thirty Years. He Can't Forget.

Forrest Welborn spent three decades as a suspect in Austin’s infamous yogurt shop murders. It all but destroyed his life. This year, he was finally exonerated. So why doesn’t he feel free?

texasmonthly.com