every now and then i still indulge in a little fantasy about shooting the guy who stole my bike two years ago with a bazooka

My latest rewatch of the Simpsons has only confirmed my staunch belief that Lisa’s Substitute is the best episode of the show and one of the best episodes of TV ever

every time i see someone streaming Kerbal Space Program it looks like so much fun, but i know that once I actually boot it up and see, like, systems and things you have to learn I will leave a Ryan-shaped cloud from the speed at which I run away

The WEAPONS -> WEIRD APRONS joke in Among Us is a favorite of mine, but also based on a misunderstanding between @ryanpequin.bsky.social and me. I said I wanted the punchline to be "WE'RE APRONS" and he misheard it as "WEIRD APRONS", but his version was better anyway because we got to do a callback.

Ford has rehired hundreds of senior engineers after replacing them with AI backfired and has cost the company billions of dollars. AI adoption is blamed for Ford being the most recalled automaker in the U.S. with 51 recalls covering over 11 million vehicles in the first half of 2026 alone.

SPOILERS**** I posted a scene I storyboarded, and am very proud of, from the Among Us TV show. If you haven't seen the show yet and don't want to be spoiled about anything, be wary. www.patreon.com/ThreeWordPhr...

Among Us board sequence: Brown Makes a Pizza *spoilers!!!!* | Three Word Phrase

Among Us board sequence: Brown Makes a Pizza *spoilers!!!!* by Three Word Phrase on Patreon. Join Three Word Phrase's community for exclusive content and updates.

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Posted some sketchbook pages on the ol' Patreon. Journal comics and some life drawings of gorillas in Chicago. And other stuff! www.patreon.com/ThreeWordPhr...

Chicago Trip + Karaoke sketchbook pages | Three Word Phrase

Nine pages from my current sketchbook. Bee and I went to Chicago for a week or so and I got to see some gorillas, which made me cry.

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Posted some sketchbook pages on the ol' Patreon. Journal comics and some life drawings of gorillas in Chicago. And other stuff! www.patreon.com/ThreeWordPhr...

Chicago Trip + Karaoke sketchbook pages | Three Word Phrase

Nine pages from my current sketchbook. Bee and I went to Chicago for a week or so and I got to see some gorillas, which made me cry.

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Hot take: seasons 2-4 of the Simpsons are the strongest and season 5, while good, exhibits the first hints of the show’s eventual downgrade

Yeah, nothing “cheaper or faster” about replacing board artists with AI. No harm no foul!!!

New Patreon post - another Among Us board snippet. Spoilers if you haven't seen the show yet, it's endgame stuff! www.patreon.com/ThreeWordPhr...

"Aw, fuck" - Among Us board snippet *spoilers* | Three Word Phrase

I'm honestly pretty sure "aw fuck" was in the script. Anyway this is the moment Red and Purple finally come together to try to bash Green's

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SPOILERS**** I posted a scene I storyboarded, and am very proud of, from the Among Us TV show. If you haven't seen the show yet and don't want to be spoiled about anything, be wary. www.patreon.com/ThreeWordPhr...

Among Us board sequence: Brown Makes a Pizza *spoilers!!!!* | Three Word Phrase

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studies from regular show: the lost tapes ep “boba or bo-bust”, a hilarious episode

From 2024. Like I said, I would absolutely chill in the backrooms. Scary monsters or not I'd be simply vibing.

google AI is as smart as me

dont think the backrooms are scary. i like them. empty hotel hallways are literally my comfortable place. or those weird enclosed pools people post sometimes. i would absolutely vibe in there

Rambled about writing for Among Us, I Love Boosters and why I love cartoony gags with something to say!

Cartoony Gags with a POV

Among Us, I Love Boosters and gags with a POV.

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The Among Us tv show is out on Paramount Plus and I worked on it and it’s really, really good. The animation had my jaw hanging open which is crazy given that the characters are the little guys from Among Us

Posted my Elden Ring sketchbook pages to my Patreon. Fun to look back and see just how little I understood during my entire playthrough. www.patreon.com/posts/elden-...

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OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

everything in the world is at least nine dollars now

writing my george carlin-style rant about how coffee cup lids don't fit right anymore

There's still time to get the Perfect Tides games for 15% off! Station to Station is on sale in the eShop: www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

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Buy Perfect Tides: Station to Station and shop other great Nintendo products online at the official My Nintendo Store.

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I boarded Skips' Luau with @bruballs.bsky.social and I'm absolutely stoked at how it came out. This show and its crew are the best and I'm stupid lucky to be part of it

Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator@owendennis.com · 3mo ago

First episode of Regular Show is up. You're gonna like this new season. It feels like it just picks up where it left off. Soooo many people came back for this season, and the new people that joined really get it, so it all feels very much like the old stuff. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PmP...

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in a way, if you think about it, Frankenstein's monster is the real monster. because it's made of a bunch of dead bodies and stuff which is different from how people generally are

I would genuinely rather die than ever experience art in this manner

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Jesus Christ, this is more dystopic than anything Philip K Dick ever wrote but it’s what the Russo Brothers want for your AI Slop future

you know my loafers got that penny in them

Moleskine's paper used to be good like ten years ago and it's only gotten cheaper and shittier. Definitely not worth 35 dollars a sketchbook, even before they used AI to make shitty art!

Ian McQue@ianmcque.bsky.social · 3mo ago