Episode 2 of Dispatch done, and I can tell I'm going to need to pace myself or I'm going to burn straight through the entire series.
Ryan, Your Friendly Neighborhood Dispatcher
@ryanwritesgood.bsky.social
Freelance writer, gamer, game journalist, burger connoisseur, professionalish clatterfart Certified silly goose 🪿 🏳️🌈🎮🥊🍕⌨️ [he/him/hey you] Obscure trivia? Love it. Mayonnaise? Hate it. Fallout? Vault-Tec approved. WRITING INQUIRIES: ryanwritesgood@gmail.com
Dispatch, Episode 2: I have just met Royd, and I will die for Royd. I worship the ground he walks on. He is Zaddy.
That news again: Fetterman remembers there's a D after his name.
The Hill@thehill.com · 3h agoSen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) says he will vote against acting Attorney General Todd Blanche’s nomination to serve in the role permanently, putting more pressure on Senate Majority Leader John Thune (R-S.D.) to limit GOP defections on the high-profile nominee.
Pride and Prejudice might actually be more tolerable if there were extra sluts added.
king's co-op bookstore@kingsbookstore.bsky.social · 3h agonow in stock, Pride and Prejudice: The One With the Sluts
name brand: Right Said Fred store brand: Correctly Stated Barney
Scalawag Jack@scalawagjack.bsky.social · 3h agoname brand: The Rolling Stones store brand: Reciprocating Lithic Objects
name brand: Neil Diamond store brand: Neal Cubic Zirconia
Tom Servo Is Ready For Truth & Retribution@mhael.bsky.social · 3h agoName Brand: Metallica Store Brand: Pewterrica
name brand: Panic! at the Disco store brand: General Unease? at the Meeting Hall
⚔️☭ David "The Sandinator" Sanders ☭⚔️@thesandinator.bsky.social · 4h agoname brand: Black Sabbath store brand: Very, Very, *Very* Dark Blue Unspecified Religious Ritual
Really, you can can only do it if it comes from the Urine region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling piss.
Ryan Marino, MD@ryanmarino.bsky.social · 6h agoTaking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
1. People with actual functional brains and a modicum of creative integrity (or hell, even basic integrity) mock viral post mocking anti-AI critics There... fixed your "Trending" topics for ya @bsky.app .
Hey @rifftrax.com - we have our tickets for "Sting of Death" in the not-too-distant future! Are the other experiments headed to the big screen as well?
Seriously can’t wait for you all to hear Ryan’s inaugural script writing for our latest episode! I hope you join us on embarking on this spoopy journey together 👻.
Ryan, Your Friendly Neighborhood Dispatcher@ryanwritesgood.bsky.social · 7h agoSo, I'm super excited to announce that spoopy project I was working on is now complete! I am honored to be a writer with @truevaultescapades.bsky.social's newest podcast, Shiver House. If you're interested in real-life mysteries and unexplained phenomena, you'll want to give his pod a listen.
So, I'm super excited to announce that spoopy project I was working on is now complete! I am honored to be a writer with @truevaultescapades.bsky.social's newest podcast, Shiver House. If you're interested in real-life mysteries and unexplained phenomena, you'll want to give his pod a listen.
"'These guys are unbelievably cocky,' said a Dem operative.... The person was frustrated over El-Sayed’s decision to attend a pool party with progressive streamer Hasan Piker... hours before polls opened." Like, it's Election Day. It's in the hands of voters. God forbid someone try to decompress.
Politico@politico.com · 15h agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
Don'T Tease Me
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The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 20h agoNew York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
Well, @inapproprinate.bsky.social brought his name up in an email, so of COURSE it's mandatory to post Jonathan Frakes telling me how right I am.
jonathan frakes telling you you're right for 41 seconds
YouTube video by Ben O'Drowned
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"Well, I asked ChatGPT--" Yeah well I asked Robert Stack from "Unsolved Mysteries" and he didn't know either but at least there was a dramatic reenactment.
So I thought this was just a throwaway article that appeared on my homepage when I launched the browser. But I myself have noticed that my super fancy schmancy Talenti wasn't as great as it had been. Apparently I'm not alone. Corporate enshittification has come for our gelato.
What Happened to Talenti?
Over the past 20 years, Talenti has changed from a small, independent brand to a piece of a corporate conglomerate. Has that affected its quality?
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