I really only see it on social media, but there is a certain type of guy who is loudly anti-fascist but then clutches their pearls when they find out what fighting fascism entails. How the fuck do you think we defeated the Nazis and Imperial Japan? With vibes? With harsh language?

Djinn & Tonic 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱@djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 18h ago

No, that's not actually true, the raising of the Volunteer Army (the conscripts who were to contest a landing in Kyushu) is a matter of official record in the Japanese Diet. It was the actual plan.

Dubs on Cubs

Imagine Shoeless Joe Jackson, disgraced should-be Hall of Famer, walking through the cornfield and seeing this absolute bullshit on the wall.

Listen kids, drunk driving is dangerous and selfish, especially when you're a millionaire. But sometimes the police do their job and apprehend the offender, and it works out for NFL fans who watch the late CBS game.

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 2d ago

Jim Nantz talked about his new pairing with J.J. Watt and praised his ability to communicate. awfulannouncing.com/cbs/jim-nant...

CUBS WIN!!! SEASON HIGH 21 GAMES OVER .500 JAVIER ASSAD WITH AN OLD SCHOOL 4 INNING SAVE 4 STRAIGHT SERIES WINS 37-16 IN THEIR LAST 53 GAMES ONLY 3 GAMES BEHIND MILWAUKEE PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG FOR NL MVP #FLYTHEW

RIP Coby Bryant We hardly knew thee.

On the off chance she is a centrist and is just in fact stupid, she is going to regret wading into this. The people that are going to surround her are not the kinds a real moderate wants. It's objective funny.

Julia Poe@juliapoe.bsky.social · last wk.

Another Sophie Cunningham rally is planned for tomorrow’s game at the United Center. Here’s how the Sky are handling it:

Going off the grid to attempt summits of Mt. Wilson and Wilson Peak. First attempts at Class 3 peaks solo (as solo as one can be on a weekend 14er attempt in August). Excited, nervous, didn't think I'd be here when I first moved to Colorado 8 years ago.

We blew all our air defense in a stupid war that we lost. Meanwhile Ukraine is fighting its ass off and now empty. History will be harsh to this administration. Send the remaining Patriots to Ukraine now and ramp up production.

Doesn't matter, the other lady laughed weird or something.

Rewire News Group@rewirenewsgroup.com · last wk.

1. Now-deleted audio shows that Acting AG Todd Blanche privately told faith leaders the DOJ is working to make the 2022 Dobbs decision, which revoked federal abortion protections, “permanent in every single state.” Blanche also suggested a crackdown on the mailing of abortion pills.🧵

At Cubs

Rafiki Says It Is Time (Lion King)

ALT: Rafiki Says It Is Time (Lion King)

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MLB Trade Rumors@mlbtraderumors.bsky.social · 2w ago

No.

Boneless Wings…Lover@coachd21.bsky.social · 2w ago

Do you think you take a hit from a NFL player and not fumble the ball at your age?

I think I'm a pretty level headed guy, but I'm starting to think there's something going with the 49ers substation thing.

Can't think of a thing that will radicalize a generation faster than "you've gotta let that old man in the corner over there see what's inside those pants before you play Kindergarten volleyball."

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2w ago

An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play

Someone ask him about Stevie Wonder, Finland, and Michael Jordan's "retirement". This could be a gold mine.

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2w ago

just woke up to the Jays are buying at the deadline and Pete Crow-Armstrong thinks Babe Ruth was made-up

NIU interim coach Rob Harley said Joe Novak didn’t just build a winning football program but “built men of character, set a new standard of excellence and forever changed the trajectory of Huskie football.”

Former Northern Illinois coach Joe Novak, who ‘changed the trajectory of Huskie football,’ dies at 81

chicagotribune.com

It's possible this lady just isn't very bright and we should stop having to hear everything she says. Women's sports are more popular than ever, and I think it's time we as a society understand that women athletes can also be stupid. A fact with men that we accepted decades ago.

The Athletic@theathletic.com · 2w ago

Speaking for the first time since ralliers began assembling in support of her stance against transgender participation in women’s sports, Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham said this was an opportunity for the WNBA to uphold its values of diversity and inclusion. nyti.ms/4fHr4Qn

"Immigrants helped end one of the most evil regimes in human history," this guy says with the hardest r he can muster

Nied@nied.bsky.social · 2w ago

That's right!

Will Democrats use this messaging or will they cower to "decency"?

Oliver Willis@owillis.bsky.social · 2w ago

Susan Collins is financed by a man who wants to make it easier to create nude pictures of children

My best yet. GeoSports · August 1st 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 966 / 1,000 www.geosports.app

I don't have strong opinions on Velvet Underground. It's fine music. But I lol'd at this one.

Bobson Dugnutt@bobson-dugnutt.bsky.social · 2w ago

Velvet Underground is unlistenable and if they’re your favorite band’s favorite band then your favorite band also sucks

He will never dunk

Nitish Pahwa@nitishpahwa.com · 2w ago

and what's he been up to today, you ask

Yep, rich.

Kyle Clark@kylec.bsky.social · 2w ago

CO GOP Gov candidate Victor Marx is soliciting unlimited contributions, appearing to openly defy campaign finance law Campaign finance attorneys call Marx's plan unprecedented and "patently illegal" Marx's campaign won't say where the money is going www.9news.com/article/news...

This should be rich.

Kyle Clark@kylec.bsky.social · 2w ago

Standby for news in the race for Colorado governor...

Chappel Roan popping into the workout playlist has me craving Papa Johns.

Baker is my guy. I like him even better than Stafford. The fact that Tampa won't pay him is wild. He's the most Tampa guy who has ever played football. And I don't mean best Buccaneer of all time (that's Mr. Derrick Brooks). He's the most Tampa guy of all time. It's a perfect fit.

Gregg Rosenthal@greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 3w ago

Baker 'betting on himself' in the last year of his contract is a recipe for chaos and I'm here for it

Start calling him a Texas sized coward.

Team Talarico@teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 2w ago

James Talarico: Everywhere I go, I hear about the struggles to afford the basics. Texans are drowning. And it’s because for 50 years, puppet politicians like Ken Paxton have been rigging this economy in favor of their mega donors at our expense. Trickle down economics is not a theory, it is theft.

Can't wait to see this when they aren't practicing in their underwear.

Kevin Fishbain@kfishbain.bsky.social · 2w ago

The aforementioned Caleb throw to Kalif Raymond (via Bears on the other site)