The Binding of Isaac will have you doing shit like using the bible to cross a gap to a noose so you can hang yourself because the effect is functionally a better version of what the bible can do.

I'm Fiscally a top, socially a bottom

Big Bend Saw Service Dolores, CO

Brisk tea taste like if you convinced a soda to be a liar

Something about the graphic design on this hat is so swedish to me

Zoie still needs all the support we can get with diagnosing + follow up appointments +meds! Please share!

Dog@ob-underdog.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Zoie collapsed and fainted on our walk this morning from respiratory distress. Her gums were white. At the ER, she was diagnosed with CHF and pulmonary edema. They’re stabilizing her rn before more testing. Please help if you’re able, I can’t afford her emergency care ko-fi.com/overbearingu...

cant believe you need to log into google maps outside the US to see the true name

My problem with "God bless you" isn't Christian based, it's that it's said so infrequently to me that it always throws my script off

🐄 CIGS.

I think it's so cute that bugs get to be babies too.

A smart individual doesn't fear pooped pants, but rather a pooped shirt

yeah its cori and kami again :) i hope u like them as much as i do #art #artistsonbsky #oc #ocart #ocsky #transoc #transhet ❤️💙

My biggest piece of information to folks wanting to get into multimedia art is that your supplies will RARELY come from your intention. You have to think outside the box with what works for you- there's not going to be a "multimedia art doll" aisle at the store. Here's some examples

Ma'am, Is It Okay For You To Piss So Much In Your Own Home?

I cooked potato chips

sleazy cindy

I LOVE MY WIIOOFE

i don't know what to do at this point. i can't survive this. i can't even pick up groceries. i can't make it to the dr. i can't go pick up my meds. i am too disabled and poor to do without a car, but i can't afford these continuous breakdowns. anything helps.

Support johnny

Support johnny

ko-fi.com

🪲johnny🪲@ozarkobscura.bsky.social · 2w ago

car's evap canister needs replacing bc the charcoal container is broken. 500 dollars just to order it. 1200 to get it fixed. kill me. fucking kill me. i can't do it. there's no way for me to afford that, and i can't afford the gas mileage issues it causes and i can't afford to not have a car.

So posting this again because we have $500 to get through the next six weeks or so (IF this job comes through) and we could really use some help. Anything at all would help. Being alive is expensive. On top of housing stuff there's food, meds, doctors visits, etc www.gofundme.com/f/help-jamie...

Donate to Help Jamie and Ryan Move to their Support Network, organized by Ryan Allen

My partner of four years, Jamie, and I have been living with Jamie's pare… Ryan Allen needs your support for Help Jamie and Ryan Move to their Support Network

gofundme.com

Tomato soup cake

Everyone go wish @sablazbri.bsky.social an extra special happy 29th birthday! 🎂

sable pounds@sablazbri.bsky.social · 2w ago

Can I get a lil birthday cheer up in here

Can I get a lil birthday cheer up in here

Something happened

"glazing" is a term ill never get used to because I hear "glazing myself" and assume different connotations

Once more.

David Forbes@davidforbes.bsky.social · 2y ago

I'm trans and have been a journalist for over two decades. Absolutely do not ever, under any circumstances, for any reason talk to a journalist about DIY HRT.

I'm starting a club where I beat the snot out of everyone's father. Especially my own