i'm gonna read this review, but just this excerpt from it seems to affirm my very uncomfortable feeling about the entire premise of the movie being living in a dystopian hellscape where you can only have premarital sex one night of the fucking year
"If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die. Death with dignity is surely a better fate for the genre than fascist capitulation." Zero stars for this piece of shit movie. My review of ONE NIGHT ONLY for @ebertvoices.bsky.social