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Okay, I'm just gonna fucking say it. This is the most controversial and dangerous political opinion I have. Here it comes. I'M GONNA SAY IT... The Impossible King was better than the Impossible Whopper

Jacqueline Alemany: On principle then, are you against ethnoreligious states at-large? Abdul El-Sayed: On principle, I absolutely am. Alemany: *silence* --- She probably thought this was an amazing gotcha. --- MSNOW, August 2, 2026

On today's episode of Jeremy Clarkson is a contemptuous asshole... archive.is/3M3yZ

Treatlers would rather throw trans people into a woodchipper than give up a newspaper game or Harry Potter.

cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · 2d ago

here's a fun lil exercise for cis people: how many articles would a publication have to print calling for your extermination before you would expect people who care about you to stop giving them money? and how would you feel if their excuse for still supporting them is some fuckass crossword puzzle?

The cycle of samsara continues

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

just in time for the markets to open! it's a Sunday miracle!

Brands on Amazon be like ALBIP GVVT CONTU DRRTOV SHIIBO FRTKO

oh you’re not gonna stop at the stop sign. ok well then you’re gonna hit me. and sugar you had just better hope you kill me

Hypothermic cold take: It should be illegal to advertise a subscription price as "per-month" if you're required to pay in-full, up-front, annually.

Apparently she makes somewhere in the range about of $50-100 million per year, and a good chunk of that goes straight into her hobby of bigotry and anti-civil rights lawfare. That's what you're giving your money to, people.

Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 5d ago

A dark day for human rights.

At this point, I think I'm just going to switch to using Grayjay completely. The YouTube app has so many problems that it's borderline unusable now. YouTube has proven that they are incapable of creating an intuitive user experience and actively make things worse just because they can.

"I don't do politics, haha 😃" No, you're just a coward that refuses to take a stance on important issues.

The UK and the US fighting for 1st place in the dying country competition.

flyingrodent@flyingrodent.bsky.social · last wk.

Do the police generally warn people not to commit terrorism because they’ll be arrested if they do? And if they don’t, would we say this is different because it’s deeply idiotic, as well as insulting and insanely authoritarian

I can't legally say what I think should happen to all these council members, so you'll just have to imagine it yourself. :)

Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · last wk.

New: a person opposing a data center was arrested for clapping at a city meeting Read more here: www.404media.co/person-oppos...

Flip this around. If this was a Muslim, they would be tackled immediately.

Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.

Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...

Every business should be required to have somebody sitting outside waiting to smash in the windshield of anybody who parks in the fire lane.

I can't wait to see what wacky adventures Twilight Sparkle gets up to in the new series when she moves to the West Bank to terrorize the locals out of their houses and land.

Some unbiased independent journalism for y’all.

Fucking whatever. I don't care anymore. Give me my diarrhea lettuce and glass bread.

blackjerseygirl.bsky.social@blackjerseygirl.bsky.social · 2w ago

www.health.com/bread-roll-r...

You dont need to read Das Kapital or The Communist Manifesto. Just watch this one minute video

Occasional reminder that putting 🔞 in your name or bio doesn't absolve you of the responsibility of tagging your porn posts as adult content.

Every day I wake up. That's always my first mistake of the day.

The coolest thing about LeBron coming to Philly is that Gov Shapiro once classified the death of 27-yr old Philadelphia teacher, Ellen Greenberg, as a suicide despite 20 stab wounds in this pattern:

Who is "us"?

Mother Jones@motherjones.com · 2w ago

A new report exposes what's behind the "clean" gas lie

You're literally subhuman trash to these freaks if you don't have four wheels.

Gravel Influencer@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 2w ago

In case you're wondering how the driver acted after running into an entire group of cyclists www.the-journal.com/articles/law...