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@saccharineking.bsky.social
Indie #MVRP #DISNEYRP #SFWRP Penned by pastellepinkie.bsky.social PFP - cosmiccanine/tumblr TW INSECTS MULTISHIP TW DRUG USE (ALCOHOL & WEED) LEWD/ERP/KINK ACCOUNTS DNI
"I guess you could call me pretty wicked too. I mean.. I'm not PROUD of the things ive done to get here, but ive lied and cheated plenty of times."
"As are my bells and frills~ The last crown to favor me could not see the truth. And his world brought no favor to the wicked such as I~"
"The crown is just for show at this point. I don't hold any real power. So why not?"
"Reeheeheheee~! I dont think you want that my friend-! The Kings of this world are no fans of me~"
"Another jester to rizz up."
"Well, for one, humans don't have 6 legs and wings. Nor are they 20 feet tall."
"A human?? you think I'm a human??" He laughs. "I'm far from human, buddy."
"I rarely see any of you out here.. what brings you here?"
"The cars are here now too I guess."
"I like to kiss clowns and jesters."
"Feels bad man.. but whatever. At least I'm still here."
"That... ... ...Yeah now that I think about it, I don't really know, either."
"I don't even know when the anniversary of my game is dawg."
"...Missed my own anniversary here. That's kind of a bummer."
"Ain't no way you just spawned those in." Taking it anyways. Food is food.
He holds out a cone with a chocolate and cherry scoop. Strange. He didn't move all that much to make it. "As fast as fast can be. Likety split."
{ i misread the post from before rip }
"I would like chocolate and cherry please. On one cone if possible."
"Then you came to the right man!" He smiles. "What flavor would you like, big guy?"
"Well what if I want some ice cream?" He's just trolling atp.
The Ice Cream Man pokes his head out the window of the truck. "Hello? You mind moving out of the way?"
"HEY so don't do that. The fuck?" Now he's getting offended on her behalf.
"mate, you came from an arcade machine. it is the big 2026. you are a GRANDPA. also i can literally change anything about her with a snap of my fingers. she's completely brainless. watch this." L: "i'm wanted in every country for insurance fraud! hehe >w<" "see?"