EMPRESS SAGE
@sage200.bsky.social
Sage, Daughter of Ivo Robotnik, now Empress of the Sage Empire in 200 AEE (After Eggman Empire). » Art in pfp + banner by me, inspired by KornArt’s design « RP | Anti-genAI | 18+ | lewd accts do not interact! » #STHRP #MVRP
Wow I am days late to the end of that battle. Sorry, eggnet explorer connection via timestone is. Slow.
The fight with infinite is over yes? Where is my best bee friend forever Charmy bee.
The fight with infinite is over yes? Where is my best bee friend forever Charmy bee.
||. Big plot stuff done, will get to my owed replies here and on Belle tomorrow 😌
« it’s a big throne. It was big enough for Eggman to use comfortably, so Sage looks pretty small in it. She moves over to make space for silver, offering him a spot so they can look at each other’s phones while they put their profiles together. » Apologies if it’s a little buggy, +
Sure, why not? ( A rhetorical question asked with a smile. He floats closer to Sage's throne, close enough to that they can both look at the phone screen. Where was the harm in giving this a try? ) Run me through it. How's this work? ( Even if the outcome isn't quite what they have in —
||. Uhh I don’t know why this is happening, but someone on this website is impersonating me and DMing people to ask for their discord. I don’t use discord! They are not me, and I’ll never ask for anyone else’s other socials! Please report them for misleading>impersonation @sage-200.bsky.social
« Sage waves off his gratitude, swanning her way over to the big throne in the room that used to be Father’s, and then Metal’s. » They are easy for me to make. Let me know if this one breaks, I will fix it for you. « humble as she’s being, she /is/ very pleased that her gift made him happy. » +
Woah.. for me? Really? ( Golden eyes stare in bewilderment at his sudden gift. He reaches out to take it. ) Thanks, Sage! I, uh, would break these a lot by mistake during our fights... ( He checks the phone—hey, it works with his gloves on!—Finding many of the apps Sage previously mentioned —
||. My favorite panel of silver :3 I love his silly lil pouty kick
We should play it together, sometime! I gotta find something to play it with, though.. Haven't had a phone in a while. ( stopping to tap the side of his forehead. Chances are Sage will want him to test or try her other apps. Even that dating one... ) How well do those dating sites even work? —
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Does this world have an equivalent of a ‘grindr’ app. I could use a random hookup after this is over.
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||. Augh I don’t really like doing commissions, but my new job isn’t really giving me the hours I was hoping for, if I opened commissions would anyone want to buy some?
“… the god of chaos is Chaos, not someone named Majora.”
"Not just a person, but THE God of Chaos."
It is the nicest available. I have collected decades of data to find the ideal mattress and bedding combination, to ensure comfort and prevent overheating. « she tells him, proudly, hovering just in the doorway. » When we have built the empire, you will have a grand bedroom in the capitol.
It's pretty nice, I can't lie... ( flopping onto the bed in his room ) This is the closest I've ever had to a bedroom.
I am confused. Majora is a person, not a planet?
"Idunno, probably asleep."
You see now how my empire would improve this world? I offer such wonders as indoor plumbing, free housing, universal healthcare…
<- ( used to hiding out and camping in abandoned buildings or chao gardens ) Sage's guest bedrooms have working lights and beds they got everything here....
//he would be your fav sonic character if given more stuff to do if he wasn't already
“Oh, I have bad news for you…”
"Im in love with the moon."
Which one of you is rescuing Charmy Bee? It has to be someone capable.
Your power will grow with experience and time. I was watching the fight— you did well. Though I wish you’d been gentler on my father’s creations…
I got the power of zeus. I trained under the ultimate lifeform. Yet i still feel like im the Yamcha of this whole crew. Gotta try harder.
Well, that’s your choice, brother. I think a little whimsy makes me all the more intimidating.
Not even a little bit. Our creator might have embraced it, that does not mean we should. I never intend to. It would undermine my menace.