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๐ NSFW // 21+ // multiship! // Minors DNI // ๐ซNo hate zone๐ซ SALS = Ship & Let Ship DL;DR = Don't Like; Don't Read I will block my squicks #MyArt #Winterbaron #Obikin #WaltJesse On AO3/Tumblr w same name All characters are 18+ and told me they consented
I am woobifying sexualizing fetishizing villains and no one can stop me
A ton of antis are misunderstanding ppls response to angst/whump/taboos They see ppl going "OMG YES HOLY SHIT" and "i NEED a fic immediately" on dark fanworks, and they think the ppl replying "think it's cute and wholesome" No, we are enthusiastic about messy situations actually
Having most of my fave blorbos be villains is suffering tbh Villains are often sidelined in the plot (if theyโre minor antagonists), many of them straight up die, and after all that, some ppl will assume youโre a Bad Personโข for liking them
the thing about "pure" ships is often they dont actually seem to be pure with the actual canon It seems that it's based on the type of ppl who are drawn to it, the shipping culture/fanfic that gets created around it, where addressing the canon taboos is seen as "making it gross"
The TOS being so strict that they control you offsite is the problem; sites like Patreon and Kofi have offsite clauses too. The social criminalization of the suggestion that somewhere you might be doing nsfw is a problem. It's branding a person as obscene and we need consumers to stand up for us
a bunch of popular ASMR artists lost their channels forever this week, after YouTube cited them for violating terms against "sexually gratifying" content: www.404media.co/youtube-asmr...
If you're part of the BioWare or Sims community and want to talk about how those studios' queer characters and themes have impacted you and your fears for those series moving forward after this sale, I'd love to chat with you for a Kotaku story. Can be reached here or email kshepard@kotaku.com
Well, I guess Electronic Arts belongs to Saudi Arabia, private equity, and Jared Kushner now. https://kotaku.com/electronic-arts-officially-belongs-saudi-arabia-jared-kushner-now-2000721666
I really like #gracerocky #grocky but especially if Rocky is literally the only Eridian whoโs into him, like heโs a weirdo for having attraction to this strange tall squishy alien Add in infidelity and Adrian suspecting something weird but brushing it off โbecause WHY would it be THATโ
Husbands growing out his beard for me I'm delighted to see it's gone a little grey on his chin and jaw ๐ His hair has like no grey at all so this is a pleasing development
a bunch of popular ASMR artists lost their channels forever this week, after YouTube cited them for violating terms against "sexually gratifying" content: www.404media.co/youtube-asmr...
YouTube Bans Popular ASMR Artists, Accusing Them of Making 'Sexually Gratifying' Content
YouTube told ASMR artists including Bunnii, Slight Sounds, Rose, and others that their content broke the platform's sex and nudity policy. Creators say these bans are unfair and potentially life-alter...
404media.co
this is fucked on a few levels. first, the violation isn't with content hosted on YouTube itself, but has to do with linking out to "sexually gratifying" content on other platforms, often using aggregators like Linktree. SWers are very familiar with this; IG is notoriously strict about it, too
I think if theres something you aren't attracted to, that's perfectly fine no matter what it is & u shouldn't be shamed/guilted into being romantic/sexual with ANYONE, but I also think it's nuanced & there are certain qualities you CANNOT be bragging about not being into
But once again, โwe can always tell what you think the t/b is even in SFW fics based on the characterisationโ is so weird and stupid also they CLEARLY CANโT TELL, because of the other half of their complaints is always โI read 80k of fic and wasted all my time cause the sex was reverse!โ
Like no, that person is not being an evil fetishizer cause they wanna read about a subby bottom Tradfujo fixed shippers exist Why are you trying to make them read fics performatively??!?
But the โjust read it anyways because I want you to read my ficโ is bonkers behaviour, like would you say that about any other kink? When engaging with fanworks, you cannot get into a โeat your vegetablesโ mindset, ppl are reading for FUN
Iโve seen fixed shippers refer to seeing the wrong sex act in a fic or art as โlike being RAPEDโ, or โhaving an allergen secretly put in their foodโ Having histrionic tantrums in fandom spaces while acting like that is ALSO not okay
But ALSO a lot of fixed shippers need to stop acting like seeing the wrong t/b is literally traumatic, and stop calling fics โworthlessโ and โa waste of timeโ in public fandom spaces
Iโm a filthy top/bottom centrist cause I think fixed shippers are perfectly in their rights to only enjoy one dynamic & seme/uke tropes, meanwhile, pretentious vers shippers need to stop acting like ppl need to force themselves into reading reverse
you know, I am going to be an asshole about this: this project is a net negative for all fandoms. it's bunk data that incentivizes every bad faith, clout-obsessed, exec-brain instinct that fandom should be against.
AO3 Ship Stats Summer 2026 by centreoftheselights
โPut a character in [situation] to see what theyโll do.โ Like making your Sims have 100 babies, or making your rollercoaster tycoon ride shoot ppl off the tracks at high speed. Who among us didnโt remove the ladders in our Sims pools (or do weird things to dolls) when we were kids? ๐
Honestly, I sincerely think most dark/problematic fanfic isnโt even for coping so much as just the literary equivalent of the copypasta โIf there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?"
Why is everyone now like "horror movies are booslop" "Shakespearian sonnets are poemslop" "food is just fuelslop." Literally just saw someone call Proust "longslop." Did the AI companies pay all these posters to make "slop" a random suffix so it wasn't associated with LLM outputs anymore?
I wish more people understood that many artists put "everything I post is consensual and all characters are 18+" not because they are on a moral high horse and being puritanical, but because they are trying to cover their asses from getting banned from every site ever.
Nobody rlly tells you one of the worst parts of aging is having skincare products you use reliably for decades suddenly change formula to save money or be discontinued entirely Like now I gotta go on a testing spree like Iโm 15 again to find new shit that works, are u kidding me?
Fake dating/marriage fics when they โhave to kiss for believabilityโ Either โMaybe we should practice being uhhh physical around eachother so it seems naturalโ or the โrandom surprise kiss one of them does to make sure they donโt get caughtโ
Woman in Distress (Vintage Film)
Alt: Woman faints with her hands on her chest in a black and white Vintage Film
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Seeing ppl say โyou have to respect the creators and actors if they donโt want you to make sexual fanworks!โ No, I donโt? Our foremothers didnโt write Star Wars zines against Lucasfilmsโ wishes for yโall to lick copyright boot now in 2024
There is fic about it because the person who wrote the fic likes it Thatโs all If everyone only wrote fics about stuff that was โapprovedโ by the creators we wouldnโt have ANY fanfics, Iโm afraid
Like thereโs all the arguing about canon vs non-canon, and โthe creator ships itโ or โactors ship itโ or โactors hate itโ I just saw someone say โwhy is there fic about this pair when the creator said they donโt like it!?โ and Iโm baffled at that mindset tbh Cannot relate
Ppl care too much about creator opinion these days tbh I cannot imagine having an OTP, and having the creator say โI donโt approve of that shipโ and me just acquiescing to that Like I am still gonna think about them kissing, pal, thatโs not up to u