Made it home, obligations complete goodbye forever

I lament not having the energy to go to York or Manchester like we planned but as I have undiagnosed malaise aka the dying badstyle disease it was tough to have the energy or pain budget for that. My hip felt like it had razor blades in the sockets for a few days there.

Forgot I was American for a little while there. UK was nice okay time to go

UK burger passes American burger test

Maybe skullface had a point

Drunk Scottish lady on the train talking to the lady next to her, she's so very confused why someone called her at 12 when they knew she was going out drinking at 1!

Met The Serpent today, she's actually quite a lovely woman, we had- wait where's my wife

[Delusional, mgsv on the brain] what if we made outer heaven real

I feel like I've been soaked in sweat all day lmao

Arlecchino 🤤

I'm going to fight the sun

What I wouldn't give to be submerged in ice cold water

I made brunch and got told "that's proper scran that is" which I believe is the highest honor in England?

I get the misery of British summer now What the shit

"I do not know what weapons world war 3 will be fought with, but world war 4 will be fought with pizza mirv" -Connifer Mousington, cheeks stuffed with pizza

The sun is a jaffa cake with a bite out of it

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Walked around the royal armouries museum today until my legs gave out My kind of place

PETE HEGSETH: Napoleon, how do we defeat Iran? AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines? You have vaccines? PETE HEGSETH: Yes but they're woke and gay AI NAPOLEON: Send me typhus vaccine PETE HEGESTH: No, I need your help with Iran, we're running low on artillery AI NAPOLEON: Vaccines then Iran

Kygosi@kygosi.bsky.social · 3w ago

This idea that if we could just talk to Einstein or Adam Smith, then all our problems would be solved, is just so incredibly stupid

Wow it's just like misericorde

Spice bag good

I am beginning to understand the appeal of British biscuits

I once again reaffirm the need to cull all native English speakers for the sake of all humankind

Delta decided to seat Connie and I in different sections despite me buying the tickets together, so now I get to take the 7 hour flight to Amsterdam seated between two strangers Awful

In the hierarchy of shitty rust belt places, Detroit > New Jersey So says the mouse

I've been in New Jersey for three hours. I get why connie wrote Steel Jaws

"it could be worse, it could be New Jersey" - Connie "Steel Jaws" Mousington

Doing my due diligence to make sure our travel documents are correct, notice Capital One casually lost the 2 flights that get us out of the EU back home so I am now, 12 hours before we fly out of the country, trying to interface with their customer service to figure out what the fuck happened

Ok so I did just release a song but what about ONE MORE. happybirthdaymrbaskets.bandcamp.com/track/bedlam...

Realest shit ever spoken

¯\_(ツ)_/¯@office-anomaly.bsky.social · 4w ago

i hate that it seems like there is a new lolcow being produced every week, and we're supposed to be under the impression that they are the worst person to ever exist...only to find out that they're just extremely cringe at worst, but ultimately harmless outside of the court of social media 😒