“Are they making fun of him? No, the kids are saying Boo-urns”
Salacious B Crumb
@salbcrumb.bsky.social
jester, raconteur, gossip, naturalist
Insomniac hit me up next time if you need to know what scores big for Wolverine
DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL@crtpixel.bsky.social · 6mo agoMARVEL SUPER HEROES VS. STREET FIGHTER CAPCOM 1998 SEGA SATURN
Unspent seamen evolve into homunculi who have started a civilization that worships you and repairs your body as part of their public works programs. They also think your boss is a total bitch.
Bad Medical Takes@badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 2d ago
While you were drinking out of a garden hose I was calling in to Bullfrog Games to get Syndicate to run on my computer.
Top rolling papers: for when cardstock is just too thin
You’ll know if fully fallen to the darkness when I’m calling chips “nasty”
This was an atom bomb to the souls of sensitive teens in the mid-90s and we still haven’t reckoned with the consequences.
And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!
It’s time to pick guys! Pick the best guys, or you’re gonna have a bad time
Every day is a new adventure. Life is meant to be experienced and enjoyed. 🥹😌❤️
NEVADA DAY digital release day! Check your Kickstarter emails for your digital copy download!
It’s symphyotrichum (new world “asters”) season in this part of the world and I’m starting to recognize these guys everywhere! They’re just about to bloom! Symphyotrichum pilosum (hairy aster), symphyotrichum lateriflorum (calico aster), symphyotrichum lanceolatum (white-panicle aster)
Time to get the travelling party back for one more quest
io9@io9.com · last wk.'Dungeons & Dragons' 'Ravenloft' Live-Action Series From Alfonso Cuarón in the Works at Netflix
Credit Karma just emailed and said I deserve a round of applause, and that’s the biggest win I’ve had in a while 👏 🎉
Thankfully where I work has a walk in cooler and freezer. Defrosting the home refrigerator tonight… hopefully 🙏 that fixes it…. 😬
Salacious B Crumb@salbcrumb.bsky.social · last wk.Expensive (relatively) new refrigerator is making a rattling noise
Expensive (relatively) new refrigerator is making a rattling noise
this is too important to be limited by character counts
Morgoth really went to see Imagine Dragons and took that as a challenge 🐉
If I was a deranged president, I’d rename Superior and Michigan to Gordon and Lightfoot
“When Adam delved and Eve span, who then was the sheriff of Nottingham?” -Robin Hood
Matt Gabriele@profgabriele.com · 2w agooh god the "Robin Hood" thing seems to be a dipshit American marketing decision that wasn't vetted or approved by the makers of the film #medievalsky metro.co.uk/2026/08/26/a...
Basquiat. Just look at the cast! Great soundtrack too
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w agoName your fav biopic
I was trying to think of the next Dolly-like death and I figured it out, but I’m not gonna say cus I don’t want to give God any ideas.
They’re doing utility work in my yard and did up some of my echinacea. At least they left it nearby so I could try to revive it. You can see the leaves looking a little more perky on the right after a day of watering
