welp, i've done it --- the yetee successfully baited me into purchasing quest 64 and moon child t-shirts, which means i've come down with a terminal case of being a bluesky user if you see me start not getting jokes, you can just go ahead and plan my funeral. it's joever
artee
@samarantes.neocities.org
Award-Winning Game Designer neocity: https://samarantes.neocities.org/ games: https://rt-55j.itch.io/
hot take: quesadillas are a conspiracy by Big Tortilla to trick you into using more tortillas by maximizing the surface-area-to-mass ratio of the food item. eat burritos instead (Big Burrito has your best interests at heart (this post is sponsored by Big Burrito))
As long as Nintendo insists on calling their soon to be released Virtual Boy game Dragon Hopper as "D-HOPPER", can we all agree to pretend it's a biographical game about Dennis Hopper?
we just don't have the technology to do ff6 in one game anymore. we did in the 90s but we don't remember how
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 25,1958
this week's rpg sketch "Keep Wishing" - examines the customary rpg concept of "castle" - playable in browser (desktop or mobile), windows download available too - made in one week - it is possible to beat with 0/0/0 tunditur-unda.itch.io/rpg27
Also joining our archive: the Anthony Parisi event tapes! This collection from an E3 attendee has 12 hours of footage from the early years of E3, including pre-release game footage and press conferences archive.gamehistory.org/folder/b4d8e... Below: Sony's legendary "299" price mic drop at E3 1995
sorry google, but i'm looking for .NSFEs, not nsfw stuff. please don't try to correct me
Huh?? They released both a Mario Galaxy and Mario Odyssey movie this year? Weird, but more power to 'em I guess.
It's funny to see AI bros enter a negative spiral when they run out of tokens and then have no idea how to do any work themselves.
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 19,1946
I think about this commercial constantly:
Atari 2600 - Pole Position Commercial
YouTube video by Janglez311
youtube.com
The backend cloud infrastructure for the Nintendo Switch Online service runs on Scrunt servers.
https://museumofzzt.com/file/view/regeneer/?file=REGENEER.ZZT&board=10 “Regeneer Caverns” by Theta14 (2001) [REGENEER.ZZT] - “Ending” https://museumofzzt.com/file/play/regeneer/
"HINT: Some things in this world will destroy you. If you don't like it, press ESC to escape." - sylvie
dogtroid, my newest super metroid hack, is now available for public consumption: metroidconstruction.com/hack.php?hac... "What if you were a dog? Wouldn't that be interesting."
If you remember to say "July the Fourth be with you," Uncle Sam will leave fireworks underneath your pillow. #AmericaFacts
i keep forgetting to post here. ive been working on a snes game youtu.be/dh_Y6N3hfC0
snes homebrew update: robot past
YouTube video by n__een_n
youtu.be
Even after all these years I still find the fact that something like *this* was on the official soundtrack of a version of "Sid Meier's Pirates!" incredibly amusing. Only in the early 90s. 🏴☠️💿🔊🎶
https://museumofzzt.com/file/view/spcjones/?file=spcjones.ZZT&board=9 “Spaceman Jones in Ordeal on Glaxnard XII” by KKairos (2006) Published by: Aevaze [spcjones.ZZT] - “Plot2 - Princess Sky” https://museumofzzt.com/file/play/spcjones/
rumor has it that the next metroid is going to be *very* hungry
https://museumofzzt.com/file/view/atwt_v1.1/?file=src/WITCHTWR.ZZT&board=9 “Atop the Witch's Tower GB (v1.1)” by asie/John Thyer (2022) [src/WITCHTWR.ZZT] - “Lucy's Floor 2” https://museumofzzt.com/file/play/atwt_v1.1/