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Award-Winning Game Designer neocity: https://samarantes.neocities.org/ games: https://rt-55j.itch.io/

welp, i've done it --- the yetee successfully baited me into purchasing quest 64 and moon child t-shirts, which means i've come down with a terminal case of being a bluesky user if you see me start not getting jokes, you can just go ahead and plan my funeral. it's joever

hot take: quesadillas are a conspiracy by Big Tortilla to trick you into using more tortillas by maximizing the surface-area-to-mass ratio of the food item. eat burritos instead (Big Burrito has your best interests at heart (this post is sponsored by Big Burrito))

As long as Nintendo insists on calling their soon to be released Virtual Boy game Dragon Hopper as "D-HOPPER", can we all agree to pretend it's a biographical game about Dennis Hopper?

"HINT: Some things in this world will destroy you. If you don't like it, press ESC to escape." - sylvie

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