Samzilla Gaychild
@samfloyd1987.bsky.social
He / They 🏳️🌈 A gay New Englander born and raised in Vermont. Sometimes NSFW. 🔞
She openly tried to buy an election for a foreign government.
A gracious concession: “I want to congratulate Abdul El-Sayed on winning the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate. He is a doctor, a community health official, a Rhodes Scholar, and a dedicated Michigander. I am proud to offer my support as he takes on Mike Rogers in the general election…
I'm enjoying the fact now I can stay underwear with my new Pokémon friends. I feel like a beautiful mermaid today. 🧜♂️
Waking up from gay sex dreams always makes me feel good. 🥰
I'm glad that weird scarry lady from Michigan lost. I can go to bed knowing a handsome Muslim knight has saved us all from that nightmare. 😌
Watching the movie Tuck Everlasting because I'm in the mood for Disney Millennial pretty boys with long hair.
Facebook remind me of this picture I took of all my April O'Neil toys. The one on the far left maybe broken but still very much loved. I lost her once and had my aunt and uncle help me look for her in the grass. I call her Magic April because she's special to me.
Ariana Grande's older brother can send me over the rainbow any day. 🌈
I wish more people understood how unkind phony niceness really is. When it becomes ubiquitous, it starts to erode people's most basic sense of security. It makes trust and solidarity impossible.
I saw a black bear getting the mail today. We looked at each other then it ran into the woods. Thankfully it was from a distance on the road.
Do we think the Green Hornet and Kato explored each other's bodies like Batman and Robin?
Do we think the Green Hornet and Kato explored each other's bodies like Batman and Robin?
I’m happy for all of them.
im sorry but i saw this and now you have to
Happy 70th birthday (slightly belated) to Orlando legend and one of my icons, Delta Burke! 💖
Watching the film Hero at Large for a very hot young John Ritter.
I wanna see Tom Holland in black slutty tight underwear, perky nipples, messy curls, and a beautifully sculped twunk body. 😭
I had this strange dream where I created a giant robot that could transform cars with ray guns that turned people into holograms. The only way to restore everyone was through snow. Also we no longer wrote in the English alphabet it was mixed with Chinese, Japanese, Arabic, and Cyrillic.
My gay instincts are telling me I should start watching Absolutely Fabulous tonight. I've never seen this British sitcom before.
When people think raccoon dogs and racoons are the same family solely because their common English names.
What is an extremely nerdy/obscure/specific thing you hate with a white-hot wrath?