So in this movie unmarried straight men can't have sex with women most of the year, but they can hit up their gay friends for bjs and anal?
Regina George: That's Really Interesting!
ALT: Regina George: That's Really Interesting!
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I love books and queer art. I teach grammar, but I'll never correct yours. He/him 🌈
you ask ChatGPT, i ask Bette Davis. we are not the same
If MM doesn't "pass away" this week, then his staffers are just propping him up for a money grab. (Apparently, some of them have six figure salaries)
Christian 🌞🌀@vidalporter.bsky.social · 18h agoSomehow McConnell is still "alive"? I'm very confused
In 1986, contracting HIV meant you were going to die, usually slowly, painfully, and alone. Now it's a chronic illness like hypertension. In 1986, gay and lesbian couples couldn't have their relationships legally recognized and had to adopt elaborate legal workarounds.
Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 17h agoFood, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.
GM to everyone except the people who scream "Vote Blue No Matter Who" then try to squirm their way out of voting for the DSA candidate.
Abdul discourse on Bluesky vs. Abdul discourse on Threads.
Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.
Does anyone remember on old Twitter when Lin-Manuel Miranda was vaguely bisexual?
Lin-Manuel Miranda Shows Love with Heart Hands
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Here you are celebrating while James Carville is crying like - wait no stop he’s not doing that he doesn’t know where he is, it’s 1994 for him and he’s demanding people get Jennifer Flowers on the phone. Aides are trying to corner him to change the diaper.
Somehow McConnell is still "alive"? I'm very confused
Christian 🌞🌀@vidalporter.bsky.social · 2d agoHappy Mitch McConnell "Death" Day to all who celebrate!
All great families should follow this progression.
Zebulon Vitruvius Pike@vitruviuspike.bsky.social · 21h ago
I meant to post this yesterday because I put it in the mail but I did my part to save democracy.
Imagine being 65 and thinking your 22 year old staffer 1) wants to go out with you 2) would enjoy or even knows who Adam Sandler is. 🙃
Chris Hayes@chrislhayes.bsky.social · 20h agoA congressman sent his staffer a box with a puzzle inside. Once she put the puzzle together it revealed a hand-written note inviting her on a date to an Adam Sandler show.
every gay man has met at least one chaotic dude named Ryan
Susan Collins announcing she'll vote against a controversial nominee is basically the moment it becomes clear that nominee will be confirmed. It means Thune has enough votes to confirm, and thus, Collins gets a pass to look independent.
The power came back but I already called a sub so I guess we're taking a rare evening off. 😜
Christian 🌞🌀@vidalporter.bsky.social · 22h agoPower is out. I hate these massive thunderstorms that happen every single day here in the summer. 🙃
Power is out. I hate these massive thunderstorms that happen every single day here in the summer. 🙃
gasp!!! a site you never scroll, never use except to port your twitter posts is boring to you?!?!?!?! it's always an instant block from me. go cry on your neonazi owned child ai porn making machine.
Buhlakay@pangintoyou.bsky.social · yesterdayGays really came here to amass 10,000+ followers and get 1,000+ likes on every selfie only to claim boredom and go back to Twitter
I hate lockscreens, but here's my home page and my sexy pic of Connor Storrie.
If you are a native English speaker, I probably teach grammar concepts to my ESL students you know but never think about like adjective order. We say adjectives in a certain order- size-color- pattern. (A large red and white striped coat instead of a striped red and white large coat)
An acquaintance posted that she finished an accelerated MBA program in a month (like thr entire degree), only further confirming my belief that MBAs are useless.
If you are a native English speaker, I probably teach grammar concepts to my ESL students you know but never think about like adjective order. We say adjectives in a certain order- size-color- pattern. (A large red and white striped coat instead of a striped red and white large coat)
Everyone is going on fun vacations and Edinburgh Fringe is starting soon while I'm working all summer. But I don't have FOMO...
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Before MAGA, they were Tea Party Republicans. Before that, they were just plain ole Republicans who voted for George HW Bush types because they believed these people secretly believed all their conspiracy theories, they just couldn't say it. *wink* *wink*
Christian 🌞🌀@vidalporter.bsky.social · 2d agoI keep seeing this MadTV clip floating around where Nicole Sullivan plays this parody person we'd call MAGA today. People are like, how did MadTV predict the future? Ummmm, do people really think MAGA emerged fully formed in 2016? Those people existed before that!
I keep seeing this MadTV clip floating around where Nicole Sullivan plays this parody person we'd call MAGA today. People are like, how did MadTV predict the future? Ummmm, do people really think MAGA emerged fully formed in 2016? Those people existed before that!
An acquaintance posted that she finished an accelerated MBA program in a month (like thr entire degree), only further confirming my belief that MBAs are useless.