i declare that every man, woman, and child, across the globe and for all times past, present, or future, are henceforth named America
why don’t they make the whole cyclist out of the helmet?
“head of strategic futures”? more like head of strategic failures boom got em
i just pissed a new puddle on the ground and named it lake america
frankly, in all the couples i see, the woman is the more attractive person, because i support women (and am a straight cis male)
“none of these words are in the bible” yeah because it was written in hebrew so only words like schmaltz and latke and spatula are in there
until recently, it was panels of trained experts in places like the NSF and NIH, you vapid cunt
Alexander Kustov@akoustov.bsky.social · 7d agoWho is deciding what good science is or is not? If we consider reproducibility, we can just as well eliminate most social sciences. And, again, do you really believe that his piece on Arday and suspension are completely unrelated??
dozens of trump supporters annihilated by out of control indycar
meeting my brother’s baby for the first time: nepo baby
inventing a time machine for the sole purpose of unearthing ancient esoteric racism to fuel the discourse, e.g. the canadian loonie is a slur for the walloon people
pirate’s booty made some pokemon-shaped cheese puffs, so i just ate 30 pikachu heads
up in the sheets giving her that turbo richard [i am instantly JFKed by a sniper perched on a nearby rooftop]
BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL@edsbs.bsky.social · 2w agoIn case you wonder if Indiana is serious about repeating as national champions, they got a transfer from Boston College at running back named Turbo Richard 
new conspiracy theory: alt text is an op to crowdsource labeled image datasets for ai companies
searching “apple carplay” on bluesky and discovering a whole new type of gay
The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.
they should replace David Attenborough with Werner Herzog, seeing as future nature documentaries will focus on existential dread
new way for chuds to taze themselves in the balls and die
Murshed Zaheed@murshedz.bsky.social · 3w ago"Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers may soon be outfitted with gloves that can deliver painful electric shocks intended to gain compliance from combative individuals." Susan Collins & Congressional Republicans voted to fund all of this.
Jay Caspian Kang implies the existence of Jay Caspian Kodos
It occurs to me I haven't seen "I'm gonna need more carrots" reposted here
Casey Lucas@bimbo.phd · 3w agoWell well well,if it isn't the consequences Jealousy professor Plato: what the fuck I'm gonna need more carrots
