Samkalensky

@samkalensky.com

Artist | Character Designer | Folklorist | 33 | 🇨🇦 | They/Them 🚫🤖 Patreon: http://patreon.com/samkalensky Website/Bestiary: Samkalensky.com

PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! Some folks think that it's crazy to have 60 different TVs in one room, all playing the same channel. I'm one of them. Why would you do that? Unless you're doing the thing where all the TVs make one big image together. That's a heck of a way to watch Friends. 1/2

Jimothy - [Cryptid?] - Recently spotted scuttling in Seattle Washington. Jimothy is a mutant raccoon with a short spine! Recently hes been compared to the Squonk, but where the Squonks revel in lugubrious misery, Jimothy thrives in oblivious joy! 😚 - Full post: samkalensky.com/products/jim...

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Spaghetti Trees. [Foodlore/Bonsai] Whatever you do: Do NOT sneeze while eating spaghetti. ‘lest the meatball roll off the table, out the door, into your garden & under a bush. Where it will grow into a tree! - Pests such as the 'Spaghetti Weevil' will want a bite... samkalensky.com/products/pas...

an art sticker by samkalensky, A spaghetti tree with sauce, meat balls and cheese erupts from a bowl of pasta in my fridge (various food stuffs in the background.)the same sticker on my oregano bush.the spaghetti tree under a bush in the yard, "on top of spaghetti" is highlighted on the top meatball.news clipping about the 1957 pasta tree hoax. more about it in the full bio.

Ora!! Ora orange!🍊🧡The tiniest sticker, so I’ll provably sell larger ones too & give away the smaller ones to those that buy a set of the other 3 :3c cheese not included (sorry)

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The Snawfuss - [Fearsome Critter] - from the Ozarks. Leaps through the trees at twilight crying; “Halley-loo!” it breathes a cool blue fog coating the hillsides. Never seen by humans in normal circumstances: a bad omen, meeting one is a sign of imminent death!! - samkalensky.com/products/the...

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Nebutori - [Yokai] - Nebutori are Supernatural illnesses (which only effect women) They personify the superstition that “Sleeping after eating will make you gain weight.” They become slobs & snore so loudly that its enough to shake carts on the street! 🥲- Full Post: samkalensky.com/products/neb...

a gigantic woman dreams of sushi.Close upcomparison to a 5" futacuchi onna stickerNebutori from ehon hyakku monogatari 1841

Suzuri-No-Tamashii - [Yokai] - A Haunted Akama-Inkstone, the stone overflows with waves of ink, tiny samurai battle! Either the grudge by those that drown at "Dan-no-Ura" ..Or perhaps it was the talents of the calligrapher who wrote "The Tale of Heike” countless times samkalensky.com/products/suz...

art by samkalensky 2026Close up of the battle going on in the inkavailable in two sizes! jumbo (8.5x11) & regular (6")The original by Toriyama Sekien 1780!