Also! A great sadness of mine was that I didn’t stray across a newsagent the whole time I was in NYC. Nor was there one at JFK. I was hoping to find a physical copy of @theonion.com in the wild :( I don’t even know if it would be in a store. A girl can dream.
This very much feels like the same author who wrote “Give Me Kiss” 10 years ago. What a plot twist, I think it was a horse who slithered out of the pipes for a kiss. clickhole.com/give-me-kiss...