Sammy/שמואל

@sammyshear.com

איך הייס שמואל און איך האב ליב בלוסקיי he/him

I gave it some thought (~2 minutes) last night after getting back from some Hakafos shul hopping (that I didn't quite intend to do, but that's beside the point) and decided that if I led a community and needed a geographic name, I might have to be the squiller rov.

What are our bets that the Yeshiva student that did this (per Dr. Henry Abramson's book "Reading the Talmud") was familiar with the Lionel Hutz Business card bit? Alternatively, bets on the Simpsons' writer having studied Talmud?

Besides its unusual structure and expansive
subject matter, the Talmud is written in a virtually opaque
fashion, requiring long and intensive training to master the coded
nature of the Aramaic text. Unfettered by punctuation, for example,
any given Talmudic text can be read in radically dissimilar ways,
several of which may be possible readings but most of which will
result in error. To give you an example of how this skill is
internalized by Yeshivah students, one of the institutions I
attended had a large population of students from the recently
collapsed Soviet Union. Perhaps fearing that the Yeshivah was
precariously funded (most are), these students had the habit of
going through the cafeteria line for free second and even third
portions, and taking the extra food up to their rooms for their
next meal, to ensure that they would not go hungry in case the
cafeteria failed to open. As I walked into the cafeteria for lunch
one day, I noticed the following sign:
 

THE YESHIVAH PROVIDES FOOD
FOR ONE PORTION ONLY
NO STUDENT IS PERMITTED TO STAND IN LINE
FOR A SECOND PORTION
 

When I walked out of the cafeteria half an
hour later, I noticed that someone had altered the sign in a
subtle, Talmudic manner:
 

THE YESHIVAH PROVIDES FOOD
FOR ONE PORTION ONLY?
NO! STUDENT IS
PERMITTED TO STAND IN LINE
FOR A SECOND PORTION!Frame of the Simpsons:

Lionel Hutz is holding a business card without punctuation, where he has written some in with red marker such that it reads:

WORKS ON CONTINGENCY?
NO, MONEY DOWN!

Only slightly related, but it's always tickled me a bit how the vast majority of my family connections to prominent German Jews come by way of a marriage to a descendant of the North Carolina Cone family, who was born, raised, and has remained Protestant.

פינחס יוסף מונד@pymundgenealogy.bsky.social · 2w ago

I just went down a genealogy rabbit hole re Tilly Losch - and boy, did Jewish entertainers and artists lie about their backgrounds when necessary (Her ancestry is very much like mine, in fact we share relatives, which is how I recognized her surname and was suspicious)

guy who thinks someone condemning acts of terrorism done by Jewish people is because they're antisemitic (and that's bad) because he's islamophobic and thinks that people condemn acts of terrorism done by Muslims because they're also islamophobic, but that's good

I decided I would check the LCAAJ interviewee from Satanov's audio, and before even listening to it, I notice that in the eydes.de location index it is listed as "Sótǝnǝf," which I might have seen before and just paid no mind to it.

@pymundgenealogy.bsky.social among others, how would you pronounce the name of the Ukrainian shtetl Satanov/Sataniv? Variant latin alphabet spellings aside, I have always heard some variation of /saˈtənɔv/ in my family, the first vowel sometimes to /æ/, and the third sometimes to /ə/ or /o(ʊ)/. (+↓)

I like how even a frum publication that's purposefully being deferential and friendly to Trump gives us a window into how ridiculous and dumb he is by just recounting the things he said. Some excerpts from an article on the pre-Rosh Hashana meeting with the Rabbonim and Admorim at the White House:

The president then expressed his surprise at what he views as the community’s priorities.

“I sent B-2s and bombed Iran to smithereens. I saved you guys—without me there would be no Israel left—but I don’t get a thank-you from the Jewish community. But I commuted this butcher from Iowa—what’s his name?”

The assembled all said, “Rubashkin,” and the president continued, “Oh yeah, Lubashkin—the guy is alive? And everyone is so excited—more than what I did to Iran.”

Rosenfeld said, “Mr. President, when you commuted Rubashkin, they were literally dancing in the streets in Brooklyn.”

And Trump said, “Brooklyn! I got 94 percent of the Hasidic vote in Brooklyn.”

Trump had at his desk cards with the pictures of the Rebbes and figures showing how many votes he had received in their communities.

Trump continued recounting the Rubashkin case.

“I called the judge and I asked, ‘What are you, crazy? A guy has illegal workers and you give him a 28-year sentence? Who doesn’t have illegal workers?’

“The judge said the prosecutor had wanted even more. So I said the prosecutor is an antisemite and I’m commuting the sentence.”

Rosenfeld said there are other Jews who might be in prison today because of biased judges or prosecutors and asked the president to instruct the DoJ to do a full review of every case involving an Orthodox Jew to see if there was bias.Everyone then stood silently as Rav Aharon read “Hanosen teshuah lamelachim,” wishing a blessing upon the president while Segedin translated.

“Did you understand that?” Trump asked his frum son-in-law.

“Yes,” Kushner replied. “It was beautiful.”

“Isn’t he great?” said the president proudly.

The Skverer’s son handed a letter from his father to the president.

“Your father is still alive?” exclaimed Trump. “You’re old yourself. How old is he?”

The Rebbe’s son, feeling it was inappropriate to state his father’s age, simply responded, “Old.”

Pushed by Trump to state the age more times, the son finally replied, “Between 80 and 90.”

“Okay,” Trump agreed, “that’s old.”Back in the Oval, Rav Aharon said Rav Malkiel would address the Israeli military draft. White House staffers appeared to have no interest in engaging the subject and said, “Rabbi Zalman will speak.”

When it became clear that Rav Malkiel wouldn’t interrupt them, Rav Aharon began to raise the issue of the draft himself before staffers again redirected, “Rabbi Zalman, it’s your turn.”

Trump then turned to the subject of a world leader he apparently assumed would be popular with the group.

“Don’t you guys love Bibi?” he said. “He’s the best guy.”

The delegation replied, “We love Trump.”

The president turned to Kushner and said, “What’s with you people, they don’t like Bibi?” Kushner replied, “Mr. President, they’re focused on you.”

A few minutes before the meeting ended, Lawler, with Trump’s permission, brought three of his constituents into the Oval: Gestetner, Lawler’s aide Rafi Silberberg, and Yehuda Zorger, a trustee of the Village of Airmont. Margaretten also entered the Oval at that time.

Trump handed out special presidential coins to everyone present and “Trump 2028” hats to some. Izzy Spitzer asked for and received a presidential pen.

Rav Malkiel handed Trump letters requesting help for two individuals.

The meeting ended after 20 minutes. Some later expressed disappointment that they had been unable to discuss with the president that which they had come for.

I think at some point there was some family lore (based on an old letter that didn't actually explain) on which person came from Brody when, but as I remember it told to me: they're named Brody because they're from Brody, and we know that they're from there because they're named Brody.

Sammy/שמואל@sammyshear.com · 3w ago

This is just reminding me I should look for info on my ancestors who we assume came from Brody to Satanov before immigrating to NY, on account of their name being Brody. I have right now just very rudimentary info on everyone who isn't the direct ancestor who immigrated, and he was Satanov-born.

I arrived home from Germany last night, and I'm sorry to report that none of this happened while I was there. I assume bureaucracy just slowed it down too much. On a serious note, it was a lot of fun, and I'm also certain any improvement in German skill I gained while there is quickly dissipating.

Sammy/שמואל@sammyshear.com · last mo.

Germany is going to break me without some quickly implemented language reform: 1. Lose some case marking, you're doing too much redundancy. 2. Try out some alternate sound changes from MHG, at least on a trial run. Long o would sound so beautiful as /ɔɪ/ :) 3. Spelling reform, maybe a new alphabet?

Germany is going to break me without some quickly implemented language reform: 1. Lose some case marking, you're doing too much redundancy. 2. Try out some alternate sound changes from MHG, at least on a trial run. Long o would sound so beautiful as /ɔɪ/ :) 3. Spelling reform, maybe a new alphabet?

I want to be clear I have no blanket ideological issue with DSA, and when it functions as a policy org for electoralism, I think it works well. My main issue is that it is not so well organized outside of like 3-5 local chapters in big cities, and I don't think that's a good argument *for* the org.

Sammy/שמואל@sammyshear.com · last mo.

This is the point that I find to basically beg the question of why this would be one organization in the first place? The DSA works best (in my eyes) when its function is to recruit and elect good candidates for political office, and not as a mass umbrella org with many chapters captured by cranks.

I am almost 100% sure this has been explored before and I will definitely be looking for any articles about it when I am back on a computer, but the prevalence of borrowing a Yiddish word with an /a/ and at least writing it with an <o> in English is very interesting to me.