jeremy kaplowitz
@jeremykaplowitz.com
nyc "comedian" plz follow @quorators.bsky.social ty
WEED VS GANJA SLAM POEM Full episode with Jon Gabrus: youtu.be/bEaV1TJg75Y
I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
as someone who has never smoked weed, this episode was important for me to sit my ass down and LEARN.
NEW QUORATORS w/ JON GABRUS @gabrusky.bsky.social! → Why do some members say weed is injurious to the human body? → What is the difference between weed & ganja? → Can an undercover sit and smoke drugs with someone? AND MORE! GO WATCH: youtu.be/bEaV1TJg75Y
as someone who has never smoked weed, this episode was important for me to sit my ass down and LEARN.
NEW QUORATORS w/ JON GABRUS @gabrusky.bsky.social! → Why do some members say weed is injurious to the human body? → What is the difference between weed & ganja? → Can an undercover sit and smoke drugs with someone? AND MORE! GO WATCH: youtu.be/bEaV1TJg75Y
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it's time to bring back Cel Damage and let me write all the jokes for the sequel
Name a videogame that deserves a comeback.
I posted a new sketch on YouTube, where it's meeting an audience who don't get the white gloves bit, have never heard of minstrel shows and are getting arsey when people explain.
Guy Who Just Got Back From Toontown
YouTube video by Alasdair Beckett-King
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ah, sorry, i'm busy that day. it's the one day a year single people are allowed to have sex
hey sorry man i gotta get back home. i got catdog and i have to help him poop every three hours. yeah he's got like a special hole under his belly fur, it's a whole thing. really great to catch up though!
imagine Spider-Man just saved you from a horrifically violent death and the first thing you do is lay him down on the disgusting subway floor
hello my name is Odysseus, and this is Tying Myself To The Mast
Been trying to articulate this on the show for years and he just comes out and says it
truly thank you to everyone who has listened to one episode, let alone 200 (or i guess like 360 something if you include the bonus episodes), of this very very stupid show. it brings me great joy
QUORATORS EPISODE 200!! In celebration of 200 episodes, we let Clare go nuts and find all of her own questions. She did a pretty good job, even GO WATCH: youtu.be/HSMW_kFT7RU
truly thank you to everyone who has listened to one episode, let alone 200 (or i guess like 360 something if you include the bonus episodes), of this very very stupid show. it brings me great joy
QUORATORS EPISODE 200!! In celebration of 200 episodes, we let Clare go nuts and find all of her own questions. She did a pretty good job, even GO WATCH: youtu.be/HSMW_kFT7RU
yea i'm thinkin about becoming poly........................polyPHEMUS!
if Trump runs for an illegal third term, i need the democrats to try and stop him, and not rub their hands together, like "he he he how unpopular! now he'll *definitely* lose to our candidate...liz cheney!"
Nick Fuentes and Andrew Callaghan are weirdly #1 and #2 for guys i have made fun of twitter that got people the most mad at me. like by far
insane blunt rotation
so excited to finally see my favorite movie Xmen Wolverine Game PS5 All Cut Scenes HD on the big screen
people love to say "you must be fun at parties!" whenever you have a different opinion than them about a movie. but i'm not the one talking about movies at a party. i'm talking shit about someone my friends and i knew in college
NEW QUORATORS w/ BRIAN FUREY! → Why don't elephants use computers? → What are some practical applications of cows' ability to recognize humans and distinguish between them? → Do psychopaths have an animalistic instinct? AND MORE! GO WATCH: youtu.be/gzRFteP05s4
Animal Planet w/ Brian Furey // Quorators Full Episode
YouTube video by Quorators
youtu.be
it's funny that one of the darkest movies about WW2 is called Come and See. like "oh don't believe us that the nazis were bad? why don't you come and see. why don't you take a look at how bad they were, asshole"
i would vote for president AOC but only because i think we need another 3 letter acronym president
not sure how i feel about my millennial mayor dropping a "I don't know who needs to hear this"