samus

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🔞MDNI, SHARES NSFW SOMEWHAT REGULARLY🔞 25yo any pronouns non-binary cyborg catboy maid! who streams when it suits me pngtuber/pfp by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social 💙 streaming: https://www.twitch.tv/samusmaximus2k

🍃the eternal problem of fighting games is that they are insanely, insanely easy. you just beat up the other guy. and that's where the trouble lies because your opponent is trying to do the same thing to you. and that's what makes them so damn hard.... -the game philosopher (me)

It’s hilarious to me that dudes are like “I need to be roided out and 6’3’’ for women to want me” when in my experience most women want to fuck astarion baldur’s gate or that Tim Curry oil slick guy from fern gully

genuinely though it is kinda crazy how any game you can play with friends is getting called friendslop now even the ones which involve competing against said friends. LAN parties is friendslop now.

It's actually called friendslop because after having such a fun and joyous time together with your wonderful friends you'll want to to slop them the fuck off❗❗❗❗❗❗❗❗

If SCREEN were to pass, you'd be required to scan your face and upload an ID to access this site because it allows "harmful" material. This affects you even if you don't care about sex work or porn.

404 Media@404media.co · yesterday

Mike Lee's SCREEN Act, which heads to Senate Commerce Committee for markup on Wednesday, would expand age verification requirements to a nearly limitless scope of websites, and is supported by the architects of Project 2025.