As always, @privateeyenews.bsky.social guaranteed to raise a few laughs amongst all the crap and corruption. 😂
Always in Boots
@always-boots.bsky.social
Former UK Army infantry and Police Firearms sergeant, now just an idiot. Hate racists, fascists and famously grumpy. Meh-teh hybrid.
"Pain, ringing and blindness, the three gifts free with every flashbang, Alf knew them well from years of military life but these were more intense than he'd ever felt before. When he could finally see, it was 20 minutes from his last recalled time with the techie, now gone, leaving just blood"
"Christ your taste in beer is shite, Bud light?" The old copper winced as he took a long gulp, reaching back into the fridge for a second bottle. "Ok, educate me on the crackpot maths nonsense" Passing a cold bottle to the young techie, they clinked bottles. Then the world went bright and loud.
So last night, working a small gig as HoS for hardcore ravers 🙄 It's not politically correct to say so but anyone that's met me know I'm not subtle so... Ravers, self destructive bunch of bellends who need to grow the f**k up, take responsibility for your actions! Yeti rent over.
Damn, Tim Curry gone too 😕 The universe has a very sick sense of humour atm, FFS death get on with and start culling Trump and his pedo pals 🤬
Please ignore the fact that small boat crossings are down 44%, deportations are at their highest level in ten years and immigration is 82% lower.
Well finally over, 3 days of festival work as HoS And I did it: 100,794 steps, me plates are a bit tender. These old bones have clocked up some miles but I ain't as old promise 😂😂😂
Indiana Jones: Not The Years, It's The Mileage
ALT: Indiana Jones: Not The Years, It's The Mileage
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"Look son, remember I ain't a geek, wtf is a step problem? Jeez, ya fossil....it's an evolving algorithm that calculates one step and then the next step is adaptive based on the result of the first and any variables that appear Christ, I need a drink to wrap my brain cell around this! Fridge"
"Wait, the 3 body problem, isn't that unsolvable? I saw the TV series with that hot Chinese lass, even the aliens couldn't do it! You're not too dumb for a cop you know but that's spacial mechanics in constant motion. That's different? Yeah, this is a step problem, each kill determines the next"
"So you really reckon it could be done? Well it's the 3 body problem on steroids, the maths geeks thought it was just a theory far too complex to ever be real, even the basic concept behind it is mind bending. So why do ya think this kid is capable? Because he's a genius and a mad one at that!"
"So let me get this straight, you think he can crash this country by killing just seven men? Nah, pay attention, not just this country, ALL countries! That's bollocks, you got that tinfoil hate on again. House of cards mate, no matter how big the houses, small number of cards can bring it down."
"So, the guy's a psycho? Nope, in fact he could be the most dangerous person alive! What, why, how ffs? Because it's possible he's cracked the 7 man hypothesis. And what the fuck's that when it's at home? Simply, a way of ending society and Government as we know it, by killing just 7 men."
Nice early reports of "assisted voting" for Clacton, the Reform background machine has been giving people heavy hints by word of mouth and private messaging of "benefits" of seeing Farage winning "comprehensively"
On #InternationalCatDay I'll post just this, my 21yr old Cat in her comfortable sleep spot, most mornings I wake to this and it makes me very happy 😍
Why should you sign PC Harper’s petition? Because this is how two of his killers behaved when they received their sentences. Laughing and joking about killing a Police Officer. Absolutely disgusting. Thank you so, so much for signing and sharing the petition. #ThinBlueLine 🚨
I've read dozens (maybe >100 now) of psychiatric reports in my career(s), always hated them, never an easy read. Properly shit when it's a bad one and about one of your oldest mates. Today is not a good day. My. ❤️ knows how to help, by making me smile 💞
Bit of a niche reference (and 100 points to anyone who gets it) I think Spike Milligan wrote my legs this morning 😂
Good to see this finally coming into the public space, been talking about this hitting the news for months now. One more big scandal that I know of to go.
Adam Bienkov@adambienkov.bsky.social · 3mo agoSo after spending years posing as a political martyr for being "debanked", we now find out Nigel Farage was also reported by bankers to the National Crime Agency over money laundering concerns, after secretly taking millions of pounds from a crypto billionaire
So then, apparently we triumphed in the Wendy Ball game on foreign shores 🤷🏻♂️
Alan Partridge Shrugs 'I Don't Know'
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Sometimes an almost forgotten bit of music from another era returns like an old friend who's style and warmth makes you smile. youtu.be/JdVWly82dKc?...
Heartsong (2013 Remaster)
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Well in response to the idiotic Yank crap flying around social media about the human body not being designed for 10k steps, I say this : This 60yr old bloke just clocked 24k steps in 8 hrs, that's with metalwork in ankle and feet. So for the yanks, suck it up lardarses!
Red Forman Says 'Suck It'
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Devolution: send the money and power to the places that know what to do with it. Fine. Except the watchdogs that checked the spending are gone; the Audit Commission scrapped, local papers shut by the hundred, council oversight has been gutted.
Ben Cullen, a leading figure of the "Raise the Colours" campaign, will stand trial for three separate charges regarding a total of 78 indecent images of children. I have only seen this covered in local newspapers, so far. Grim as it is, it needs wider coverage www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/2624087...
I promised him no gushy SM posts so... RIP my brother in arms, same blood in the same mud, 3 wars, saved each other more than once, my real brother. You were so fkin stubborn you sent your mind ahead of your body, time for the long rest now Tim See you at the final RV mate 🫡
Quick reminder for all the Lego Fans that the BrickLink pre-order is live over the next week. 👀 There’s some awesome designs you can crowd fund and pre-order right now. 🔥 I went for the ‘Brick Railroad Locomotive’ 🚂- excellent design, can’t wait for it to arrive! 💯 #Lego
That was a tough shift, 1977 students. 17 ejections 5 medicals, 3 intox, 2 Ket abuse. 11 drug seizures, 1 Viagra (6 tablets) 1 attempted assault on yours truly = 1 23yr put on his arse before he knew what happened, 1 arrest. At least noone bit me this time 🤷🏻♂️🤣 So a very tired #Legclub
Truly heartbreaking to post this, but very sad news this evening that PC Kev John 1364AS died on 6th May. Thinking of his friends, family, loved ones and colleagues. I’ve been asked to share a go fund me link to support his family too which is in the comments. #ThinBlueLine 🚨
I am notoriously an atheist (My.❤️ correctly points out I'm more of a humanist) But if THIS geezer suddenly announced and proved he was God, I'd sign up as a disciple immediately. Happy Birthday Mr Attenborough, you are the greatest Englishman and one of the best humans ever.
