Sarah Kelly
@sarahkelly.bsky.social
I live in Denver and I have a pug. College football sicko. Also an editor.
Ludacris and Sum 41 performing "Get Back" on Saturday Night Live (2004)
If I were a multimillionaire I would simply turn down an offer to endorse gambling and prediction markets
“Potentially an associate” is just wild speculation. There’s no evidence of that.
Six years ago this week, a fly attempted a brazen attack on VP Mike Pence during a live debate. Today, another fly (potentially an associate) attacked Sen. John Hickenlooper, leading Hick to slap his own face on television. These flies are a menace.
Six years ago this week, a fly attempted a brazen attack on VP Mike Pence during a live debate. Today, another fly (potentially an associate) attacked Sen. John Hickenlooper, leading Hick to slap his own face on television. These flies are a menace.
I’ve ordered my first Thanksgiving sandwich of the season. This one’s just from Firehouse subs.
hopefully someone has been looking into this company for a month and has a compilation of the worst ai-mangled game recaps major universities have published ready to go for their newsletter tomorrow
Fucking hell man.
OSU is making booster shots of the MMR vaccine available to its players, according to coach JaMarcus Shephard. https://mrf.lu/2fQ2x
The co-author of this memoir writes for Clay Travis' new site, in case you were wondering if this book will be even the slightest bit credible
New: Disgraced Cal coach Teri McKeever is trying to publish her memoir while 17 of her former swimmers are actively suing the UC Board of Regents for the psychological torment she allegedly inflicted on them www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
Pre-GPS discourse is elder millennial hose-posting and I won't participate
This is about 95% of the entire “self-help” and “financial freedom” industry. Most of the time, their “how I became a success” story is that they failed at everything they tried until they started branding themselves as a guru for others to follow.
My next book has a whole section on the psychology behind "People becoming successful by simply lying about already being successful then charging other people to learn their 'secrets' about how to become successful". This would make a perfect case study, but I doubt the legal team will go with it.
finally got around to putting one of these together. had to make some hard cuts but wound up with the right group
$65 plus shipping is an OK deal on some basic AJ1’s, isn’t it?
entire piece is worth a read but this line? hard as fuck
“I Got Friends That Will Hurt Her”: Court documents describe audio recordings and video footage that Tyreek Hill wants kept out of his divorce trial. It includes a proposed confidentiality deal that would have barred his estranged wife from sharing video with the NFL.
Me in 2017, wanting to believe people are capable of change
“I Got Friends That Will Hurt Her”: Court documents describe audio recordings and video footage that Tyreek Hill wants kept out of his divorce trial. It includes a proposed confidentiality deal that would have barred his estranged wife from sharing video with the NFL.
Lane Johnson announcing his retirement a little closer that I’d prefer to my print deadline
In contrast, there’s an episode in the same season featuring a guy who got a life sentence at age 17 for armed robbery and by 19 years old is in solitary confinement in The Rock, Florida’s oldest and largest maximum security prison.
One of the least sympathetic people featured on “I (Almost) Got Away With It” is the guy who gets fired from Women’s Wear Daily and decides to attack a former coworker in her home. The coworker, unbeknownst to him, also had been fired recently. So she had one of the worst weeks anyone’s ever had.
When you drunk as hell watching Olympic fencing
What if he's doing something cool? Like this move. Streets need that.
Might be the first time in my life I’ve been on Ryan Day’s side
"It was constantly like Ohio State, “We’re a big partner of the Big Ten, we have this billion-dollar relationship, and we can’t believe you’d do this to us." awfulannouncing.com/barstool/dav...
One of the least sympathetic people featured on “I (Almost) Got Away With It” is the guy who gets fired from Women’s Wear Daily and decides to attack a former coworker in her home. The coworker, unbeknownst to him, also had been fired recently. So she had one of the worst weeks anyone’s ever had.
Infamous sex predator Peter Braunstein is up for parole for the 1st time. Prosecutors are fighting it.
Nearly two decades after disguising himself as a firefighter to commit one of the most twisted sex crimes in New York City history, Peter Braunstein is up for parole.
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Hi can someone explain what this meme means? I have never understood it and I’m sick of living in ignorance
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Finding Renée Richards: The Groundbreaking Story of Tennis’s Trans Pioneer
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The headstone had not yet been placed Thursday on the freshly dug grave where a 20-year-old Amish woman was buried last week amid the rolling clover fields and dairy farms at the edge of suburban Philadelphia. 🔗 www.inquirer.com/health/measl...
At this point I think the job portal bots are making fun of me
I’ve been menacing the dog with “Caaahm ploy moy goym” every few hours for the last day. He hates it.
Their epic version of 'Breathe' 🤘
There should be at least a few of these around every stadium for the first 1-2 months of the season.