I’m fairly new to gardening but I think my dildo plant is coming on a treat.

Just had a brilliant 4 days away in wonderful Stockholm with my love @garydelaney.bsky.social. Great food, loads of walking, incredible museums and handholding in the sunshine. Love it. This is post curry, mid walk back.

My third Special Home Bird (2014) is on Channel 4 on Friday and 4Seven on Saturday. Photo by Andy Hollingworth Graphics by Gary Williams

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My second show Thoroughly Modern Millican (2012) is on channel 4Seven at 10pm tonight if you have that channel and fancy a laugh.

My second show Thoroughly Modern Millican (2012) is on channel 4 at 11:05pm tonight. Photo by Andy Hollingworth Graphics by Gary Williams

It’s a dessert. It is. Honestly.

This Friday and Saturday! My second show Thoroughly Modern Millican (2012) is on UK telly. Photo by Andy Hollingworth Graphics by Gary Williams

We (me and my wonderful friends) went to see the incredible Michelle Wolf in Cheltenham tonight. So good. SO GOOD. I feel invigorated and tingly. Laughed so much. Grab a ticket.

I’ve had a cheeky few days in London seeing friends and shows and art. Jo Brand and I booked a table in a lovely restaurant and then it was empty. We had a wonderful long chatty lunch. Adore the bones of her. She has a brilliant new book out soon and a book tour too! shor.by/DeclineAndFa...

London! I saw Laurie Kilmartin’s show last night at Soho Theatre and it was brilliant. Sharp hilarious jokes that often took me by surprise. Loved it. You can see why she’s double Emmy nominated. She’s back tonight. Grab a ticket. Starts at 7:15pm. sohotheatre.com/events/lauri...

Outsider is on 4Seven at 10pm tonight if you fancy a laugh and have such a channel.

Happy Saturday all. Coaster by David Shrigley. Glass free from the pub.

Reminder that my 4th show (of 7) Outsider (2016) is on Channel 4 at 11:05pm tonight if you’re up late and need a laugh. It was recorded at Brighton Dome and was a really fun one. Have you seen Outsider before?

My 2016 show Outsider is on Channel 4 tonight at 11:05pm if you fancy a laugh. If you’re outside of the UK, you can watch it via my website any time you like. Photo by Aemen Sukkar Graphics by Gary Williams

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This Friday and Saturday, you can watch my show Outsider (2016) on Channel 4 and 4seven. If you live outside of the UK, you can watch it any time you fancy via my website watch.SarahMillican.co.uk. Photo by Aemen Sukkar Dress from John Lewis Graphics by Gary Williams

Morning! Having a cuppa (plus 2 choccy hobnobs, already in the tummy) and an episode of Seinfeld to start my day and week. Hope you have a good week. Much love to all.

DATE NIGHT! Me and Gary Delaney were very lucky to see Something Rotten last night at Manchester Opera House and absolutely loved it. Great songs, so funny AND tap dancing! Well done Jason Manford, Richard Fleeshman, Marisha Wallace and the whole cast. Last show today, grab a ticket if you can.

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Enjoying the football.

Hope you’re having a good Saturday. Sending love ❤️

My Irish Drag Queen name.

In this heat, the rest of my body knows what my underboobs feel like all the time.

My new Zuri dress (just opened, not ironed) feels very appropriate for the weather. Also, they ship from the UK now!

Flowers off my sister. Hope you’re having a nice day.

Hugs to those who find Father's Day a struggle. Whether you don't get on, he's no longer here, you can't be with him or whatever your story, I'm sending love xxx

Sending lots of love to you all.

I was very lucky to see Barry Manilow last week in Leeds on his final UK tour. He was amazing. Such a joyful evening filled with warmth and absolute bangers.

Frustratingly this is no longer listed for tonight but you can watch all of my specials via Youtube, my website, Channel 4 or Netflix depending on where you live and which of the 7 shows you fancy.

Sarah Millican@sarahmillican.bsky.social · 2mo ago

My 4th stand up special, Outsider (from 2016), is on Channel 4 tomorrow night at 11:05pm. If you don’t have access to Channel 4, you can watch it via my website. I hope you enjoy it. Photo by Aemen Sukkar. Design by Gary Williams.