dishes is just food laundry

could you imagine if instead of filling yuor cryo pod with liquid nitrogen they filled it with nitrous oxide and you got geeked as hell in there?

he was a geeker boy she said "see you later boy"

MY PLUG: ITS $300 A GRAM. BRAND NEW PACK. MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF THAT SHIT THAT KILLED DOLLY PARTON. JUST RESTOCKED THE GREEN XANS THAT MAKE YOU PRONE TO INCIDENTAL HOMOSEXUALITY. WANNA HANG OUT IN MY 92 ACURA AND JERK EACH OTHER OFF STRAIGHT STYLE? CHARLIE KIRK: SOULFUL CHINESE DRAKE: 你以前常在微信上给我打电话

ELVIS WITH FRONTOTEMPORAL DEMENTIA: WELL A-WELL... A-WELL, WELL... Y'SEE NOW... LISTEN NOW... I'M TELLING YOU... AH. WELL... WELL NOW... MARGARET THATCHER: AHHH IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS AAAAAAGH AH FUCK IT HURTS SO MUCH I'M BURNING MANATEE BESTOWED WITH THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN:

bro we are so locked in right now bro

my neighbor can't appreciate the majesty of backyard uncooked shrimp mountain

TULPA OF ARAB JESSE PINKMAN: yo you better not be putting on any of that sus shit on the TV ME:

Unethical Recovery Into Side-B Action

my wife and I just love the unlimited glue & staples at Cracker Barrel

oh, you have a corruption fetish? SELECT 'DROP TABLE [' + SCHEMA_NAME(schema_id) + '].[' + name + ']' FROM sys.tables

she wants me for my Redstone acumen

not to be #unwoke but why is the CIA so intent on stealing my jewel hoard

$1 available now on the Nintendo eShop for $2

why did we all stop caring what pov means

if you're broke just use your powers

This is the Future, Not fossil fuels....

Brant Reeves@bireeves95.bsky.social · 2w ago

This is the Future, Not fossil fuels….

bluesky dont sign me out challenge

they should make a gta game about how it feels to be wasian

us government employee decompressing a 6.2 Furry Giantess Vore petabyte zip bomb on the datacenter at Area 51

how to get into pawghalla

unveiling the latest & greatest invention: porn you can watch on TV

white rapper gravitational lensing event

frank ocean where are you we need you back

real shit throw my friend a dime

sage rosabell, homunculus@sageprimo.bsky.social · 4w ago

hi! ;you probably know i'm sage!! ah, anyway,, the past few months have been an utter failure in some ways, just scary and a bit of sadness. mid february i attempted, but i'm better now. lots of love. i hope you're doing well. hugs. gofund.me/2d2427e68

Gen Z Is Trying To Cancel Panchiko!

Guy Persson@satelliteharassment.com · 8mo ago

this Panchiko shit got me fiending to break up with my wife to go kiss 19-year-old unripened repressors

im trying to have Chinese Food & Gay Sex or Chinese Sex & Gay Food

frankly you are telling me some things about the origin of this fried rice i do not care to hear