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Galleon the Water Deer - Gay af - Cartoonist- Really Cool and Epic Style

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luke 🐾@earthen-were.bsky.social · yesterday

'BUCKED' 🦌💥🦌💧 13'' x 13'' x 2'' live edge basswood pyrography

diana @dianasroom.org · 21h ago

I'm still sorting through these but like this thing has folders which contain hundreds of joel valentine's original sound effects for powerpuff girls and this is like fucking christmas for sound effects artists. this is like finding the ark of the covenant

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social · 22h ago

⚠️ A massive leak containing model sheets, puppet rigs, storyboards, and other materials from Cartoon Network shows have been spread on the internet. Fans are speculating that the Skydance merger (as Paramount’s content is very notorious of getting leaked) was the cause.

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Gal @saucydeer.bsky.social · 2y ago

So, what would you do? Go on. #furry #furryart #furrycomics

An anthro deer and an anthro dragon are both sitting on a couch. The deer says, "Hey, I've had something I've been meaning to ask you." The dragon earnestly responds, "What's that, my love?" The deer, with an expression showing there are in fact zero brain cells floating around in their head then asks, "What would you do if you saw an old woman having a picnic late at night and Sephiroth came out of a bush and smiled and wiggled his fingers like butterfingers Homer Simspon and stabbed the old woman's sandwich while a bunch of tine Sephiroths emerged from the trees and sang his theme and pointed at you?"

The dragon is so speechless his art style shifts, out of pure bafflement, to a simple, scared drawing.

Gal @saucydeer.bsky.social · 2y ago

Forgot to post a Funknee Comix last weekend!!! So have a classic tuesday chuckle ᵗᵉᵉ ᵉᵐ !! #furry #furryart #comic #furrycomic

FUNKNEE COMIX: MOVIE NIGHT (side b)

A four panel comic is upon thee. In the first panel, an obviously exhausted jocky anthro Capybara is slumped back in a big couch. He has been harrassed by the most awful, cheap, terrible, trashy horror film he has ever seen. "Now that we finished whatever THAT was.... Can we please watch something actually good now?

Panel 2 through 4 all have the same evil bastard of an anthro cat showing off films from his collection for the approval of his friend. He is clearly in love with every film, with the reason becoming ever clearer as the very legally distinct names of the films are revealed....

Panel two has him showing off a film called "The Yowling". The capybara rejects it. "No."

Panel 3 has him presenting "Wolf Officer". "Not that either."

Panel 4 he is trying a much better film, "Graham Stroker's Dracula"

What I failed to mention is that every panel also has a bracketed explanation of the picks. This nefarious little hornball has picked movies that exclusively have werewolf sex scenes in them, like the sick little freak he is. The capybara has had enough, and exclaims "DUDE, I don't wanna engage with your horny wish fulfilment!!!"

They totally smash sloppy style, meow meow on the floor, the roof, against the wall, in the car, the bathroom, the garage, the kitchen, and possibly even a church parking lot. He did in fact wanna engage in horny wish fulfillment, just not via terrible trash films. This information is only for you, alt text reader/listener. Carry this information to your grave, for only those worthy may know of this secret lore. Godspeed Spiderman.

Gal @saucydeer.bsky.social · 2y ago

It's the weekend, aka, the perfect time for a quality™️motion picture®️, as well as the perfect time for another Funknee Comix! #furry #furrycomic #art #comic

This is a Fuknee Comix, presented by the one and only staggot, Gal, aka, Saucydeer

Panel 1: A buff AF anthro capybara is sitting on a couch. "I'm so hype for movie night, we haven't done one of these in forever! You got a film all picked out?"

Panel 2, a scrungly and nasty af cat creature is looking over a shelf of seemingly endless DVDs. He responds "Yeaaahhhh~ <3" the capy asks, "is it a QUALITY picture?" The cat doesn't respond.

Panel 3: A close up of the Capy. He looks worried, as if his fears have been realized before, and are about to be realized once again. "Is it the 100th entry in a long running series of awful horror flicks again...?"

Panel 4: The cat has turned around, showing not only an intense and ugly face of pure evil and mischief, but the least quality picture of all, an abomination of every horror trope possible made on a budget of 5 dollars, some string, and a very dedicated cast of maniacs that had a dream that is to be respected. The DVD is titled "The Friday Nightmare of Puppetplay Camp". The sequel number is obscured, but it is at least the 26th entry in the series, with the 8th, 18th and 22nd ones being soft reboots, and at least 19 of those films having reused footage from previous entries. The cat may be a monster, but they're a monster of good (terrible) taste.

twist @twist.dog · last wk.

hello! it's been a long time since i've asked for help, but i don't know what else to do at this point. my shoulder blew itself the fuck up and it's been making it almost impossible to sleep, work, relax, etc. expenses are rolling in and i'm stressed out & anxious (1/2)

Gal @saucydeer.bsky.social · 6d ago

IT'S FINALLY S P O O K Y M O N T H THE WEREDEER RETURNS, AWOOOOO!! #furry #furryart #halloween #werewolf #awoo

Gal @saucydeer.bsky.social · 2y ago

Think you're made of the right stuff to handle Nintendo Power? @arinfritz.bsky.social sure thinks he is!

An anthropomorphic otter is holding with plastic purple see through paneling sprinkled throughout his body is holding up a matching game boy color, harkening back to old nintendo ads, with the words SO, ARE YOU GAME? stamped on the stark yellow background of the piece.

Gal @saucydeer.bsky.social · 2y ago

With pokemon being so on my mind lately, it feels appropriate to post my experience at a local competition a couple weeks ago 🥲 . . . #furry #furryart #comic #indiecomics #pokemon #pokemontcg

Another Funknee Comix, but this one isn't actually funny, in fact, it's quite horrifying, as it reminds of us the unending march of time, and how it comes for us all....

The first panel opens with a fool, and antler wielding cretin, playing a card game with a character shown only in silhouette. They are pushing for casual convo while making moves in the pursuit of a victory that will never come, due to their rampant ADHD and single brain cell holding skull. "Ya know, I love the card game, but my real bread and butter is the video games! I gotta know, what was your first pokemon game?

The second panel, all black aside from a visibly scared deer, reveals the truth that this unknown player has hidden in their disgusting, barely formed heart. "IT WAS OMEGA RUBY!" Under the reveal that the deer is playing a game with someone who is essentially a fetus on puppet strings, is the platform and release date of that game. Nintendo 3DS, NOVEMBER 21, 2014, well over a decade ago.

Panel 3, the deer is breaking down as they attempt to make sense of such a bone shaking revelation. "Mine was Pokemon Silver, from like..... 14 years before that....." The deer, looking at the baby faced broccoli cut, skibidi toilet loving, tik tok watching, emote dancing, global warming dying young anthro owl in front of him, asks the simple question. "Wait, HOW OLD ARE YOU??"

"I just turned 18! So uh, how's taxes!"

The deer is destroyed. They look at their now human shaped hands, nothing but wrinkles, creases, and broken nails. This matches their face, which has now become a hyper detailed mess of wrinkles, pulling and stretching along their thousand year old skull, borderline fusing with the flesh beneath the skin, like that of a rotted corpse. Their eyes are sullen, yet falling out of their sockets, with a head of hair so sparse and scraggly that they could never be covered with the fibers ever again. They are old. They just didn't know it until now. Rest in peace, ancient one. You're old news

Gal @saucydeer.bsky.social · 2y ago

CHECK OUT THIS BADGE I DID FOR @arinfritz.bsky.social OVER THE PAST COUPLE DAYS Easily the most detailed badge I've ever done, please zoom in and get a good look!! #art #furryart #furry #fursona #otter #mustelid #scifi

Gal @saucydeer.bsky.social · 2y ago

Waiting half-awake 'til you get back

Gal @saucydeer.bsky.social · 10mo ago

POV, you told a borzoi to get a haircut #furry #furryart #borzoi #comic #comicart

Gal @saucydeer.bsky.social · 6d ago

IT'S FINALLY S P O O K Y M O N T H THE WEREDEER RETURNS, AWOOOOO!! #furry #furryart #halloween #werewolf #awoo

次郎 @batten12.bsky.social · 7d ago

A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂@adorablesergal.neocities.org · last wk.

We saw fascinating non-human interest stories on Cohost.

Cohost user Cay posts, "Went to the weed store and the lady is all like 'oh this is a sativa strain that's a cross between lemon cookies and purple stank with high levels of mango terpenes' girl just point me at the stuff that makes me think I have paws"

Zunkee | working on comms ✨️ (6/10 Done!)@zunkee.bsky.social · last wk.

Commission! Big yawns

Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️@furaffinity.net · last wk.

GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb

Gondor Flame

ALT: Gondor Flame

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RomeTwin @romecartoons.bsky.social · last wk.

weird people online: you west coasters from commu-cali don't know what true American freedom is! [visits the east coast for the first time, culture shocked in realizing that i can't buy alcohol 24/7 at any grocery store or gas station.]

𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓑𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂~@deceased-bunny.bsky.social · last wk.

.i became a unicorn

Shuck Hyena @shuckhyena.bsky.social · last wk.

🐕‼️

Gato @gatoiberico.bsky.social · last wk.

Commishy for foxpawjobs! 🌟

Hollow @hollowbat.bsky.social · 2w ago

IT'S BAT APPRECIATION MONTH!!!

Release The Bats Minecraft Meme

ALT: Release The Bats Minecraft Meme

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Saz 🔜 BLFC @sazemek.com · last wk.

Freakin' BATS I love Halloween 🦇

Saz 🔜 BLFC@sazemek.com · 2y ago

The name is batty! The logic is erratic! Toys in the attic! Potato in a jacket! (this guy is a little too doglike to be a full-fledged bat, but I couldn't resist)