Scarey Sez: I COME FROM VENUS AVAILABLE NOW (they/them)🍉🦇
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The Criterion Closet’s worst guest. Can be found in The Parasocial Hour and @doompunkdispatch.bsky.social Profile picture by Jorge Peña 🌹chinga la pinche migra🌹 🇵🇸from the river to the sea🇵🇸 Links: https://linktr.ee/ScareyMulligan
i think if you drug and gang rape someone that should leave an indelible mark on your soul so animals hiss when they see you coming and babies cry and old people refuse to speak in your presence but in all likelihood you end up an overpaid middlemanager at a fortune 500 company + that makes me angry
Jeremy Renner Official formerly available on the App Store……….we need u
My big auntie move is to encourage my nephew to draw his big ideas on the free spaces of the books I gift him which may lead to problems (doodling in mom and dad’s books, for example) but my other big auntie move is to be the arbiter of whimsy so what can ya do
Having grown up money and no kids means I’m seeing My Chemical Romance at the Hollywood Bowl to celebrate my sixth wedding anniversary
Id like to take a moment this bisexual visibility day to explain that I do not have an eyebrow slit. What I have, in fact, is a very tiny bald spot that I’m making the best of
If you bring an iced coffee to your interview, they can’t offer you a beverage and if they can’t offer you a beverage, they can’t wait for you to fail the test of whether you’ll ask for access to their break room in order to clean the cup of the beverage you were offered, and THAT’S why they’re mad
Happy bisexual awareness day I’m going to be walking in AIDS Walk LA again this year! Please donate if you can to either myself or my team, Cool Guy Zone! Thank you!!
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The reviews are in for my four year old nephew’s birthday party: -he was delighted but confused by everyone singing -ribbons are his passion -cat toys are a close second -he does NOT care about cake, only has time for applesauce and ribbons
MULE by Orville Peck fucks, btw
Happy #batmanday here’s a painting I did in 2018 (predating that infamous comic where we all saw the silhouette of bat hog)
Got so hopped up writing the audio description for [REDACTED) I impulsively bought tickets to see Orville Peck at the Hollywood Bowl tomorrow night
Haven’t felt like writing in a while, which is actually a good thing, bc I only feel like writing when I am extremely pissed off and/or full body despairing
Im so sorry these videos of Mitch McConell makes me feel like Im an npc in a Warhammer necropolis
The army having debt forgiveness programs for recruits is the exact reason leadership drag their feet on student loan forgiveness and will never make any effort to make colleges affordable, let alone free.
Ordering a Paloma to let everyone in the bar know I’m currently raw dogging the burden of being alive
Going to be a guest at a black tie wedding the same day as my BIG period 🫰🏻😃🥂✨💞🌈🧚🌺💫
“Whoa what the fuck” -my mom and myself, perfectly synched and with the exact same cadence, every time a blonde and blue eyed Jesus painting jump scares us, a scenario that happens more often than you’d think,
My one true blue “no one gets me like you” parasocial relationship is orson welles that man is my girl, he hated all the same people i hate, he always found a way to be The Problem and that’s family, that’s blood to me
Once again, it’s shaping up to be a coffee on the porch weekend, here’s what I’ve got loaded up on my kobo for the occasion: • Murder at the Sleepy Lagoon - Eduardo Obregón Pagán • Enter Ghost - Esabella Hammad • Island Beneath the Sea - Isabel Allende
Scarey Sez: I COME FROM VENUS AVAILABLE NOW (they/them)🍉🦇@scareymulligan.bsky.social · 2mo agoNo beach this weekend, so this is what I’ll be reading on the porch: • Love in the Time of Cholera - Gabriel García Márquez • The House of Impossible Beauties - Joseph Cassara • The Color of Summer - Reinaldo Arenas
Just learned that the Criterion Collection has a suggestions email; hope those closet snobs are ready to read an impassioned essay about Zoot Suit
My friend is requesting books as the gifts for her baby shower and I am so AMPED quality storytime is my PASSION
The best part about Libby is I’ll have a book on hold for so long I will forget what it’s about and then when it’s finally available to check out it is A Mystery Story To Do A Detective On To Remember Why I Wanted To Read It In The First Place
Every day that passes that Puerto Rico doesn’t have water, that Puerto Rico goes without power, is another day that I believe in my heart is an intentional crisis to steal the island from its people, to push Puerto Ricans out and continue the USA’s murderous project that’s been churning since1898
Scarey Sez: I COME FROM VENUS AVAILABLE NOW (they/them)🍉🦇@scareymulligan.bsky.social · 2mo agoAnd maybe I just have spent too long wearing a tinfoil hat* but the water crisis in PR getting worse and worse while all these pitches for statehood have been springing up from the mainland feels so suspicious to me *or maybe I just know how low the US can and will go
spent the entirety of my pre-k life earnestly aspiring to this as a career and lifestyle
Constantly having a conspiratorial thought about shit but keeping it to myself because it sounds INSANE, then it comes to pass but I can’t claim I called it bc that sounds even MORE insane
