⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀♱ 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐍𝐄. THE CHOSEN ONE TO 𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑵𝑬𝑻. ↷↷ ⠀⠀⠀
"I'd never thought I'd see the day. I mean I always suspected."
❝ 𝓑𝓮𝔂𝓸𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓵𝓸𝓷𝓰, 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕦𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘥 ᴵ’ᵐ ˢᵘʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ’ˢ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉˡⁱᵉᵛᵉ ⁱⁿ 𝕃𝕚𝕜𝕖 a 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓭 ᵂʰᵉⁿ ᴵ ᵍᵒ ᵒⁿ, ʰᵉᵃᵈᵉᵈ ᵗᵒʷᵃʳᵈˢ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵒʳᵗʰᵉʳⁿ ˢᵏʸ ❞ ✮⋆˙ ᴀᴇʀɪᴛʜ ɢᴀɪɴꜱʙᴏʀᴏᴜɢʜ . ݁₊ ⊹ ·:*¨༻¨*:·
"Why oh why oh why. Is the structure of my chromosome."
"Ahhh that was a good vacation. What did I miss?"
"You really got this whole 'disappointed father' thing down, boss."
𝐑𝐮𝐟𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐫𝐚@coronatusprinceps.bsky.social · last mo."You'll turn that paperwork into Tseng by the end of the night, or you'll be kept on desk duty for a month."
“That’s a pretty convincing argument, boss. Alright, alright. I’m moving......after I get some coffee."
𝐑𝐮𝐟𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐫𝐚@coronatusprinceps.bsky.social · last mo.Rufus's fixes him with a look. He says nothing.
"I prefer to call it selective productivity. Fine have it your way. But my rates go up every time you give me that look."
𝐑𝐮𝐟𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐫𝐚@coronatusprinceps.bsky.social · last mo."Interesting. I suppose I'll start paying you for what you do as opposed to what you're supposed to do."
"Because if I actually worked at full capacity, you couldn't afford me.”
𝐑𝐮𝐟𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐫𝐚@coronatusprinceps.bsky.social · last mo."What is the point of having one of the highest paying jobs in the company if you don't do it?"
"This isn't fair. What's the point in having all these fancy desks if we never get to see them under all that paperwork?"
𝐑𝐮𝐟𝐮𝐬 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐫𝐚@coronatusprinceps.bsky.social · last mo.All of that paperwork you're shredding is required work. It will be reissued -- to be handled on your off-time now.
"That's the best thing I've seen all day. What else can we toss in? Rude's glasses, Elena's lipstick maybe Scarlet's heels?"
𝔖𝔢𝔭𝔥𝔦𝔯𝔞@shinrasvalkyrie.bsky.social · last mo.𝘈𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 knocks it into the recycling bin. wHoOpS.
Parody RP Account Mun is 30+ Roleplaying for 20+ years. Canon-divergent | AU Iteration from FFVII series and Remakes.
"Can I at least get a cup of coffee before you all start dry humping each other? I swear those sewer rats must have a point there's something in the water."
"Oh that damned paperwork wouldn't it be best if it just disappeared?"
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