She's tending to her flowers, "So, is the "Flash" someone who goes around showing his giblets to bad guys...?"

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𝐌. 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐟.@thecardreader.bsky.social · last wk.

➴ 𝚃𝚊𝚢. 𝚁𝙿. 𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸. 𝟷𝟾+. 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚢.

A pause. She slowly turns around. A darkness creeps over the building as Aerith's smile appeared...ominous. "Never. EVER. utter those horrible, HORRIBLE words again." As if nothing happened, she beckons him to follow, "Oh! Look! They have mermaid sparkle fishnets! I'm gonna get one!"

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 2d ago

He follows behind, holding her other shopping like a comical comic strip character. "But why celery? And haven't you got enough?"

"Hooray! I knew you were fun!" Drags him by the loops of his belt across the store.

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 2d ago

A long, blank stare. "I'll buy you the celery purse."

"Pleeease?" Hands folded together. "Either that, or the condom purse." And she shows it to him... "I'll even pay you back, with interest.~"

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Is... Is that celery? But why?"

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She’s giggling, wrestling him until she rolls him over on his back. “I’m gonna squish you!~”

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 3d ago

She grabs them, and he knows it would be cheating to use his strength against her. "Argh!"

@webofspider-man.bsky.social “Can you buy this for me?” Looks up at him with her big glossy round green eyes. “Pleeease?”

“You’re a liar! Ahah! Hahaha!” Tries reaching for his wrists mid tickle attack.

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 3d ago

"My mutation has made me immune to peppermint!" It was all too easy...

She’s tossing and turning, flailing even as fit of laughter fills the room. “Th—That’s not fair! Hahaha! Don’t make me throw peppermint leaves at you!”

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 3d ago

His Spider like reflexes only let him dodge the first pillow, but by then it was tickle town USA for Aerith.

"Absolutely no—!" She screamed—Playfully, so. At the very least, she can pummel him with a pillow.

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 3d ago

"I'm gonna get in your hair." He pounced, Spider-Fingers looking to do a radioactive tickle.

Oh, no! A tickle! Her one true weakness! "I'm gonna find a really big glass and sheet of paper to trap you in and feed you little bits of water droplets."

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 3d ago

"I was bitten by the South Dakota Trap Dorr Tickle Spider...."

GASP! "You wouldn't dare..." Slowly backs herself into a corner.

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 3d ago

Wiggles his fingers at her, slowly creeping closer.

"From Shinra Marketplace. They got everything there! I should take you sometime. I usually like looking at their oddities. You find some surprising trinkets there."

Panne Nini@misssandwichcat.bsky.social · 3d ago

She looks left, looks right, as if making sure no one’s watching, before she reaches over and gently strokes the boot with her fingertip. “It is soft…where’d you get it?”

And now she squeaks. "Eugh! Spider! Don't let him get in my hair!" Oh, the smile she's hiding.

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 3d ago

"Like, I just walked up. We LIVE together!"

"You wanna pet them too, huh?" Said with a knowing smile and the lift of her fluffied foot near the woman. "Help yourself! They're soft.~"

Panne Nini@misssandwichcat.bsky.social · 3d ago

[She is staring very hard at the fluffy booties.]

Let's out a blood curdling scream. "How long have you been there?!"

𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 3d ago

"Cute!"

"I think I'll wear this for a little while. Teehee!"

//I miss writing. Anyone got any tips on how to recharge your imaginaaaaation tanks? I have a serious case of writer's block. ;o; I'd like to get back into the groove of things and lose maself in lala land

//Happy hispanic heritage month to my brothers and sisters who didnt get to learn spanish (no sabo). Who were relentlessly bullied because we had “excess body hair.” Who are mixed and weren’t “hispanic enough.” I see you and love you.

She giggled at that. "What makes you so sure? I think it would've been cute. Mm. Not much has changed /there/, has it?" She leans into him slightly, hands folded behind her back with a playful smile.

Reno@cynicalturk.bsky.social · 3d ago

“Nah, more boisterous. Louder, you would have totally found him annoying.”

"Wow, who knew I'd get some Reno lore.~ "What was little Reno like, anyway? Same as he is now?"

Reno@cynicalturk.bsky.social · 3d ago

“Alright, I get the reasoning behind that. I've always had a rebellious tendency, as they say. Ever since I was a kid.”

"It's informal to answer a question with another." She smirked momentarily, her seriousness returning. "You said you're rebellious. And it's toward a company you work for. Are you not happy there?"

Reno@cynicalturk.bsky.social · 3d ago

He intently examined her eyes while anticipating her delivery of the punchline, nothing. He let slip a defensive scoff, “What's with all the serious questions, huh?”

"No, I guess not. Which only makes me think about it more..." A quick glance down before looking back up. "Reno, are you happy?"

Reno@cynicalturk.bsky.social · 5d ago

“Truth? Tattoos fuelled by a rebellious urge. I mean, I don't exactly look like the others, eh? And I like it that way.”

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