Billiam J. Puffenstuff III, ESQ, RN, CPA
@scarredempire.bsky.social
--- ruthlessly pleasant --- deranged craftsman --- tired --- multititudinous engineer I'm not happy I'm here either but it's all of our problem now dictated not read
Oh thank fuck other people can see it too I thought I was having an episode
saw The Ploppet today
TIL that Jerry Goddamn Buss had 7 kids and named them Jeanie, Jesse, Jim, Janie, Johnny and Joey. #7 Being Lee who, not matching the naming convention, was put up for adoption
Lakers controlling owner Jeanie Buss opposes sale of family's stake to Bob Iger, Joshua Kushner www.cnbc.com/2026/08/17/j...
You know it's serious when Michael Knowles defends a woman
The pearls are being clutched so hard they're turning into dust.
My local Mexican joint added my 4+ year custom order to the menu titled with the Spanish diminutive of my name and it is probably the single greatest act of memorialization I could ever ask for on earth
Rat Tech. Rat. Tech.
Steve Buscemi: Do You Think God Stays?
ALT: Steve Buscemi: Do You Think God Stays?
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video game adaptation of james herbert's the rats using rat tech from a plague tale and the resident evil gore engine. i can just throw these thoughts out into the aether. that's what this site is for.
I hope to God he does if he merges SpaceX with Tesla I'm going to make 500 buckaroonies. Not on polymarket I'm not a loser, the old fashioned way by you and your friend both being absolutely certain of your positions and willing to take a gentleman's bet on it I fucking knew he would
Q: After SpaceX stock dropped 32% (surprising only those with IQs low enough to be MAGA), Elon Musk may merge the company with Tesla. It’ll be fun to have the two divisions compete to see which one’s vehicles crash and burn most often. www.thestreet.com/technology/s...
Sometimes you can judge a book by its cover that is the pool guy-iest pool guy I ever seent, everything about him infers the utmost confidence in pools and their care and feeding. Perplexingly, everything about him also says Tallahassee Florida except the voice which says upstate New York
As luck would have it, Sean from New York, who used to work for a pool company, was nearby to talk about this blue stuff.
Wemby is a great real world experiment in the exciting field of "what would happen if we got French Slenderman to center an NBA team." Wembanyamas backrooms monster ass is a DIRTY fkn player holy shit #Knicks #NBAfinals
I'm the grandson of Romania's most prolific serial killer of horses and I say it's fine, RIP grandpa Ștefan
Wow. My dad was a veteran, and honestly, I’m incredibly offended that you would describe a veteran like that. That is seriously so disrespectful and shitty.
Man with Hammer and Sickle Symbolizing Communism
ALT: Man with Hammer and Sickle Symbolizing Communism
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You and me, US taxpayers should own NVIDIA and SpaceX and chunks of all the bigs, in proportion to the tax dollars they’ve gotten over the decades. Federalize Amazon and UPS to make a real global Postal Service.
"59 is the key number here, 59 Minutes, you get a whole minute back; if you got to choose between 60 Minutes and 59 Minutes, you're choosing 59 Minutes every time"
Pretty easy to wind up 61 Minutes somewhere else.
IoT smarthome? Stupid, idiotic, why would you let those companies into your home Homebrew smarthome using industrial PLCs and HMIs? Genius, brilliant, Allen Bradley doesn't give a shit about the inside of my home
"these shrooms are bunk as shit man I'll just finish the bag" 20 minutes later:
wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like
Well being fair the Deus Vult crowd calling the shots right now definitely was probably hoping for more of a Urban II type Pope
Who would of thought the pope being anti war would be so controversial
Ding ding ding! We got a winner folks. Say hello to our fast-dawning new world order. It's like the old one, only jankier.
There is a real danger of Trump's real global legacy being a series of protection rackets that clouds already gloomy economy and tense international negotiations for years to come.
Since we're just doing warthunder I guess, FA 18 Hornet v Eagle is out of the way; Iran plz blitz your F-14 Tomcats I just want to see what happens
Welcome to the resistance, The Kuwaiti Air Force
Welcome to the resistance, The Kuwaiti Air Force
Damn Canadians with their flappy jaws and triangular tires
in Canada we have a store called "Canadian Tire" and you're probably thinking "a store named after a tire definitely has a circle for a logo" but no, you're wrong. they chose a colossal red triangle
I’ve been writing Popular Information for 8 years, and this is one of the most important stories I’ve ever published. This is a humanitarian crisis that has gone unreported.
ICE has stopped paying for detainee medical treatment
ICE halted payments in October, and the situation will persist for at least several more months
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Really want to emphasize this. Don't use shit like LAW or milk in your eyes. If you don't know what LAW is, great, don't bother. I've worked in chemistry labs and production floors most of my adult life, including with lachrymators and irritants. Use water. Just water. That's it.
Hey, you! :) Here: activisthandbook.org/wellbeing/ri..., has a link to a 56-pg field guide. And also, a giant freaking 486-pg book for medics. Short one is closer to what you want. Relevant bit for pepper spray ⬇️ (RCAs) = Riot control agents AKA pepper spray (OC) and tear gas (CS and or CN).
RIP saruman the white, you would have loved SaaS (Saruman as a Service)
I now firmly believe Trump’s handlers are constantly showing him AI slop content - created to support those handlers own individual, often-clashing agendas. GenAI companies have created Grima Wormtongue as a service.
Its absolutely wild to see folks still saying this shit after a decade plus demonstrating the dnc dccc and geriatric party leadership would rather lose, forever, than allow anyone challenging the old guard orthodoxy a shot, case in point a dying Gerry Connelly over a not dying AOC for oversight ffs
Right, the answer isn't to abandon the party to these weasels. The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.
I love bluesky because people are still trying to correct this one
People keep telling me “chimps are apes not monkeys” and such and motherfucker Jane Goodall is dead, it is whatever I say it is
Let’s hope so. News Report: “Live from the National Zoo the Republican leadership and 2/3 of the Supreme Court are visiting the new Goodall gorilla exhibit and…oh my God…the humanity!!!!! The gorillas have broken contain… and are ripping them all limb from limb!!!”