Crab
@schlamkrabbe.bsky.social
CNC operator | crafter of all kinds | 2nd of March, 1994
Filling in the census today, I typed too quickly and entered ‘publishiting’ as the industry I work in. So glad I caught that one! #unintentionallyfunnytypos
I finally made myself a leaf! And then I cut it out of every green available at work~
in light of the linktree ai shenanigans, i've started to create a digital card template that i'll share for free bc i think it's smth easy to do with minimal html/css. it'll also be customizable and i'll explain how to host it yourself for free on neocities. :) this is what it looks like now!
IMPORTANT: For any artists/writers/etc etc, using Linktree to point people to their work, from 5 July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI. I deleted my account this morning.
¡ATENCIÓN! 🚨 El 5 de Julio de 2026 entra en vigencia la actualización de los ToS de Linktree. Esto incluye el uso de IA generativa (Dall-E de OpenAI) con los textos, imágenes y links que el usuario suba a su cuenta. Incluso compartirán toda la info del usuario con otros proveedores externos de IA ⚠️
Be ready for her because she's a STAR. Welcome 💖 Blitzie-chan! 💖 Who designed her, I wonder.... Also, Blitzie-chan has a message for you all: "Whut do you suckers expect? I wusn't gnna let some nerd steal my gurgous birb away, he's mine!!" #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart
All I can muster is horse shitposts I'm so sorry