schweens

@schweens.bsky.social

inventor of the suplex. 32 #gopackgo 🇮🇹 🇸🇾

Local Mexican restaurant has begun using AI ads instead of just taking pictures of their delicious food. They're the 2nd best Mexican restaurant in town. They're dead to me now

I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"

image of a gold record superimposed on part of Vaughan Oliver's iconic cover for the Mountain Goats' "Tallahassee" album, with a banner beneath it showing the entire album cover, an RIAA seal, and the text: Presented to THE MOUNTAIN GOATS to commemorate the RIAA Gold certification of more than 500,000 copies of the 4AD single "No Children"

I plan on having people over for All In at the end of the month. I thought it would be fun to put together an AEW themed drink menu. So far all I have is the Bloody Moxley (it's just tomato juice)

If you have good dick you're slinging mario. That's good pipe. Now slinging wario, thats bad pipe the sandwich artist waiting on me to finish my order: ...so I'm not toasting this?