Detroit Squirrel update: The Tigers' entire grounds crew went out on the field to try to get that thing out of there and all that's missing is the Benny Hill theme
Jim Schweigert
@schweigertjim.bsky.social
Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice... strike three.
I know you are...but what am I?
Parents and students left South Kingstown Town Hall frustrated on Monday night after a scheduled hearing on the school district's budget shortfall was postponed due to overcrowding.
South Kingstown postpones meeting on school program cuts
Parents and students left the South Kingstown Town Hall frustrated on Monday night after a budget hearing was postponed due to overcrowding.
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This game is the closest the Sabres have come to matching The Josh Allen Experience™️ since that phrase came into existence
Sabres/Lightning is absolutely drunk. Like, kid at his first ever open bar levels of drunk.
Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ https://theonion.com/joe-mazzulla-reiterates-jayson-tatum-will-not-return-until-he-passes-the-mazzulla-logic-puzzle-meridian/
Hockey should probably be a controlled substance
everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling the Beastie Boys
might watch this video 100 times before the day is over
James Vincent@jjvincent.bsky.social · 7mo agoanother robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.
If you know, you know. Happy Bobby Bonilla Day to all who observe.
A fun thing about American politics is that more people voted in New York City in a June primary than live in five states that get two senators.
Chris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.social · last yr.thanks, new yorkers.
Dearest Martha, we have been ordered to the main front, the self checkout aisle of the Home Depot over on 13th. I do not know if we will survive the night - tell our son that his father died preserving the sanctity of keeping a criminal from having to face a second of accountability. Yours forever,
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
Liz Oyer, the DOJ attorney who got fired for refusing to reinstate Mel Gibson’s gun rights after Trump took power, is on TikTok now and she’s making some interesting videos. Follow her here: www.tiktok.com/@lawyer.oyer...
Nothing speaks to the current state of Christianity more than the fact that atheists can give Pope Francis credit for trying to follow the teachings of Jesus while “Christians” like Marjorie Taylor Greene celebrate his death because he challenged her to do the same.
MMR vaccine doesn’t just prevent measles, mumps, and rubella. It also prevents RFK Jr. from showing up at your child’s funeral to exploit your grief at your most vulnerable moment.
Sure you’ve lost your life savings but hey at least you can say all the slurs you want in the break room of the job you no longer have
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
financial advice in a weird time: -- develop a plan -- find friends who support you -- preferably 10 of them -- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand -- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos -- get your wife back -- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw simple
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.
Oh damn there’s a longer clip and it’s even better…ruthless 🔥 and no lies detected