Scobeard

@scobeard.bsky.social

Virginian. Hokie. Large idiot.

Ordered a large latte and was asked by the barista, as what seemed like a CYA confirmation, “so a quad shot is okay?” and I couldn’t back down so excuse me while I vibrate through solid walls like The Flash.

At the dermatologist and the intake nurse just told me: “You can take your shirt off and he’ll be in with you shortly.” No thank you I’m not gonna sit in here half naked like a birthday present. He’s gonna have to ask me nicely himself.

Just realized that I had tickets to see Spoon tonight in Richmond that I bought months ago. ADHD is a disease and it’s so fucking great at making you do shit like this that makes you want to shove your head in a fucking freezer until you learn a lesson you’ll never fucking learn.