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it's time for my midweek existential crisis

I’m begging please learn the difference between between your and you’re

Beat a dead horse? Dig her up

August 4th, What a night

how I feel when I talk to my friends that are 24 / 25 sometimes

Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

ALT: Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

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Scottie@scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 2d ago

“for the first 6 months of 1863 Robert E Lee and Stonewall Jackson had carried out one of the most extraordinary military campaigns in history..”

“for the first 6 months of 1863 Robert E Lee and Stonewall Jackson had carried out one of the most extraordinary military campaigns in history..”

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8/1: Xmas decorations are still there

too late no one answered fast enough

Mikey 🕺@blitheringmikey.bsky.social · 5d ago

y’all mind if @scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social and i go see Toy Story 5???

oomf saw this first

So like what’s up it’s been a while

If only we had all of August off like the Europeans

Can’t wait for my fire island share house with my parents

Dip it low, pick it up slow

I love when i post a random lyric from a song from 20+ years ago and we all know it immediately

Shameka, Keisha, Tara, Shawna, Sabrina, Crystal, Daronda, Lisa, Felicia, Tenisha, Sharon, Monica, Monique, Christina, Yolanda

🏜️

I went to fire island and it was a little too literal

Sometimes I hear a song in the wild and I’ll get absolute war flashbacks that moment to high school symphony orchestra

I’m my aging myself with this one damn

Scottie@scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · 3w ago

I miss my Gateway™️ computer

I miss my Gateway™️ computer

The way I fully had strep and a 102° (39°C) fever in this pic

Scottie@scottiedoesntknow.bsky.social · last mo.

boop

we’re soo back

Seeing ads for Ed Hardy in 2026 is really throwing me off

I fear i love making spreadsheets

Good morning from the girlboss dream factory

It’s the time of year that every subway car smells musty af

I’d love to **** my job and become an instathot

Hey it’s Nikki from the movie HAIRSPRAY, I hope you’re having a good day