Novel to having a bit of weed for pleasure rather for driving away the catastrophising thoughts
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For those who like that sort of thing, I am the sort of thing they like
No one told me you can use a nasal hair trimmer like a lipstick to neaten off the moustache zone Omg Wtf etc
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
A mirror selfie as is the gay perogative
I think I got inadvertently wasted on antihistamines yesterday
Afternoon nap may be required
In a sea of the real worlds worst news, be the person posting Su Pollard on main ๐ค
Great to have a lot more of my clothes back, only took half a dozen shirts back in February
Neurotyps: "We use our 2 legs to escape danger." Neurodivergs: "We have 3 legs, which make us faster than you." Nts: "You have a serious developmental abnormality called MLD (Multiple Leg Disorder) that risks decimating the existing trouser economy. But don't worry; it's nothing a surgeon can't fix"
Same with autism and other forms of neurodivergence. "Autism may represent a significant evolutionary advantage, as researchers increasingly believe that neurodivergent traits were selected to provide human societies with a 'specialist' edge". Basically, we're the X-Men and they *hate* us for it.
Itโs not that I donโt see or care whatโs happening around me. Itโs that if I articulate the horrors of everything, I will fall into a pit of despair and drag everyone else with me. I donโt know how to talk about the planet burning right before our eyes.
Exhausted as My Ma and I did a guerilla raid on the flat today(he was there), got my mail, more clothes, my mobility aids and my mobile stand for easier hot selfies. ๐
Cut my hair from fursday, because I'm difficult
Happy full moon in Aquarius! Incidentally, the film version of Hair is very odd. Disco Hippies, for christ's sake www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTZA...
Hair (1/10) Movie CLIP - Aquarius (1979) HD
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I intend to frequently use this gif under thirst posts
Divorce hearing is on 11 August ๐
Just burned a tit adjacent area with a baking tray, thank god I was wearing shorts
How can we be living in a world where Blankety fucking Blank is too expensive to make?
I personally like Zack Polanski, but I think that terrible people probably harumph into their Daily Mail about how he couldn't sort the country out if he can't even get a dental bridge
A pic of myself in the 70s? Luck I'm still cute, eh? ๐ถ
A pic of myself in the 70s? The last time I was legally allowed behind the wheel.
Love this sweet little Bowie rarity, about his mum not going mad when she found out he was living in sin With Angie. Would have fitted neatly on Hunky Dory โค๏ธ
Right on Mother (2008 Remaster)
YouTube video by Peter Noone - Topic
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My sis and I made a phone call to chase up my Personal Independence Payment (PIP) application, after I missed an interview when escaping from my Husband. Apparently they have no record of an application made under my National Insurance number despite me having both letters and texts from them. WTF
Ok fellow Autists, the is fantastic and I think I think I scared the neighbours with my laughter
Five autistics walk into an autism support group - before immediately realising what a stupid fucking idea that was. And thatโs before the mysterious earthquake and useless magic powers. Itโs a Superpower?? Chapter One is out!! allmylinks.com/itsasuperpower
Starting a sweepstake over which butch chum of the wizard ratbag gets papped in the ladies by a fellow loony. Place your bets now๐ฝ