Have a doleful bowlful™️ of cynicism toast crunch
TwoSense@twosense.bsky.social · 11h agocynicism toast crunch™️ a bowl of soggy disappointments
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AZ resident but Hoosier by birth. Multiply neurodivergent haver of chronic pain. Stay at home uncle to 4 year old nephew. He/Him. Elected Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljauep2xxlkhqol5lj5vivyo/feed/top-skeets
TwoSense@twosense.bsky.social · 11h agoJust realized an OS update on my laptop has made my headphones stop skipping. I've learned to take whatever improvement I can get in life
Don't blame Katie Z for her record-setting flameout in a job for which she was utterly unqualified. (If someone put a monkey at the controls of an airliner, you can't really blame the monkey for the ensuing disaster. He's doing the best he can. Blame the guy who put him at the controls.)
Etiquette question for Bsky: Am I supposed to be liking peoples' reposts of my content? Because I'm just finding out that's something that can be done
I use text messaging almost exclusively with people who live with me. Most of the time we're all in the same place
Unpopular Opinion: I don't think Zacharia was too terrible aside from the dishonesty and apparent incompetence
Everyone I love is in a plane hurtling to KY via DFW. I'm high for some reason, and I just watched a Tornado video on YouTube
if you drive the tesla roadster on a highway police should stop traffic to let everyone watch them shoot you
But look how sad that little kitty is :(
Free Cats Daily😻@freecatsdaily.bsky.social · yesterdayThe best invention in human history:
God saves his most infectious grooves for his Steeliest Dans
I'm watching the Netflix documentary about the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum and it's really fascinating, but it's almost 4 hours spread across 4 episodes. I can't help but think Unsolved Mysteries coulda knocked it out in 16 minutes
Anyone else experiencing an outage on AppleTV? This is happening on all my devices currently.
of all the people who should not want to play this particular game, jd vance is at the top of the list
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoJD Vance: "I love you too sir. In a totally platonic way, to be clear. I'm the vice president, not James Talarico."
I had a dream last night where I was, well not his caregiver, but just the guy who pushed him around in the wheelchair at the White House. It was so vivid I could smell the shit and latex
I have words for whoever told them before they spent even more
M Meerkat@kackbro.bsky.social · 4d agoNO 👇 LIES DETECTED.......
