Jack Scrambo
@scrambojambo.bsky.social
Surprisingly kind in person. Occasionally I do lawyer things, begrudgingly. Mostly these days I teach. Yes, I know, I’m sorry, I don’t know why I’m like this either
Haha yeah, bet. He can’t even build a factory in California but I’m sure he can manage to build one somewhere his Starship can’t even begin to reach, in microgravity, bombarded constantly by intense solar radiation, surrounded by the lethal microscopic razor blades we call moon dust.
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 12h ago$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
As a first generation Portuguese-American, conversations with my mother often turn into a metacommentary on my vocabulary
I really can’t overstate the peace that comes with blocking (or being blocked by) Will Stancil. Drama discourse that consumes this place barely even registers on my feed. It’s how I imagine people who don’t watch TV felt about the Game of Thrones finale
post malone ergo propter malone@proptermalone.bsky.social · 6d agoyeah I’m gonna start blocking people for being shitty to Will Stancil, a person who I do not follow who does not follow me. the slashed tire is fully nuts and if you’re part of the problem from here you’re likely contributing to whatever fever swamp conditions caused it
new ap poll shows Jewish people loathe trump and netanyahu and like mamdani. most mainstream jewish institutions insist that this is not true and that Jews support Israel and trump. *this is effectively antisemitic propaganda.* www.everythingishorrible.net/p/zionist-in...
Zionist Institutions Spread Antisemitic Propaganda
Linking Jewish identity to war and atrocity harms Jewish people
everythingishorrible.net
Richest man in the world sues to keep his nonconsensual porn machine running
MPR News@mprnews.org · last wk.Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence company is suing Minnesota over a first-in-the-nation law banning technology that allows users to create and post deepfake videos or images of people naked without their consent.
Imagine spending the last 10 years of your career and life burning what little integrity you may have had in the service of some corrupt, venal asshole. And then at your funeral, this is how he talks about you. What a pathetic, humiliating life. Rest in piss Lindsey, you earned it.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Trump takes issue with the Lindsey Graham eulogy he's reading: "Virtually everyone liked Lindsey. Well, not everybody. But it sounds good. I have to be honest. I have to veer from this for a second."
I am seeing TONS of new traffic bringing up Hasan Piker anytime Haley Stevens or Abdul El-Sayed is mentioned. Lots of non-human pfp’s, lots of reposts, lots of AI. And lots of gutter racism and disgusting Islamophobia.
Imagine if we had a separate, co-equal branch of the federal government with the power to stop this violent degenerate madness
Iran War Live Updates: Trump Meets With Cabinet Over Whether to Intensify Iran Strikes
The discussions at the White House came days before a planned meeting with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel. Across the region, Iran and the United States continued to trade attacks.
nytimes.com
My latest: How Trump helped turn a solar farm in Nevada into a large data center by claiming both projects have essentially the same impacts, allowing the AI infrastructure to bypass new environmental review For @heatmap.news
How the Trump Administration Turned a Solar Farm Into a Data Center
The local government of Boulder City, Nevada had previously rejected a proposal for the computing facility, which would draw power from the existing electricity supply.
heatmap.news
The sanewashing is crazyyyyyy. Donald Trump’s brain is congealed corn chowder, I can’t imagine anyone of ostensibly sound body and mind less capable of uttering the phrase, “I have grown skeptical that negotiations with Iran can produce a lasting peace!”
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 2w agoPresident Trump has grown skeptical that negotiations with Iran can produce a lasting peace, according to people familiar with the matter. A senior administration official said Trump believes that the only thing Iran understands is military force, adding that he was in “revenge mode” against Tehran.
Grandma scammed by a corporation? The market at work. Palestinian-American murdered abroad? Yawn. But if you’re a corporation facing regulatory consequences for breaking foreign or international law, the federal government will threaten, cajole, blackmail, and extort on your behalf.
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 2w ago“The United States of America is not a ‘PIGGYBANK’ for Europe, nor will we allow it to be! Please let this TRUTH serve to represent that we will immediately initiate a 301 Investigation into the practice of ‘ROBBING’ American Companies and, in turn, the American Taxpayer.”
“Two people on the Internet called me a cunt. Therefore the DSA is doomed”
So they have to put them in detention, before deciding if they are subject to detention. Due Process doesn’t exist in this country if you’re the wrong color or speak with the wrong accent
Mother Jones@motherjones.com · 2w agoTrump ended TPS overnight. Deporting 350,000 Haitians is a different story. "The US government has to find them, arrest them, take them into custody, process them, then determine whether they are subject to detention or not.”
Ah yes, “conflicting reports.” One the one hand, you have what Israeli officials say. On the other hand, you have the truth.
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2w agoFour Palestinians and an Israeli were killed in a shooting in the Israeli-occupied West Bank on Friday morning, according to health officials, in one of the most deadly incidents in the territory over the past year. Officials have offered differing accounts of what happened.
Jessica Williams (The Daily Show, Shrinking). Went to a live recording of 2 Dope Queens at the Bell House a million years ago. Obviously knew she was a very attractive person going in, just didn’t quite expect the most beautiful person I had ever seen
Jeremy Dauber@jeremydauber.bsky.social · 2w agoRandom question: what celebrity have you met in real life who was dramatically better looking than ypu thought they were based on on screen appearance?
We have direct recent evidence of this: Brad Lander is not DSA! And yet enjoyed their support anyway
Jack Scrambo@scrambojambo.bsky.social · 2w agoPlease don’t try to mind read, it detracts from good dialog. Respond to my words, not what you think I think. I said DSA is a friend if you welcome them in coalition-building, and a foe if you try to lock them out. Purely a statement on tactics. Not about anyone being “worried”
Senator Tina Smith has been a fighter for working people in the US Senate. I hope to build on her leadership on women's health and reproductive rights and access which has paved the way for the future I want for my daughters and every American. I'm deeply grateful for her support.
Love the historical accuracy of a 13th century BCE Mycenaean wearing a muscle cuirass and Imperial Roman legionary red. I also love how Odysseus looks like he should be pitching relief for the A’s in 1987
Matthew Sheffield@matthew.flux.community · 2w agoThe secret to understanding chud aesthetics is that everything they know about art comes from 1990s porn. And still, they can't measure up to Gregory Dark, Tera Patrick, Heather Hunter, Janine Lindemulder... Here's the AI slop version of "Odyssey" that Elon Musk thinks is "historically accurate:"
“Well I couldn’t speak his language I couldn’t even understand a word. But I knew his meaning was what I decided I had heard!” Kyle Gordon is a genius
Kyle Gordon - Mr. Jambo (feat. Barry Bergen) [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by kylegordonisgreat
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Whether I agree with the phrase “The US sucks and is terrible” depends greatly on the speaker. American: you said it brother Global South: yes, you deserve justice, we are scum Canadian/European/Aussie: OH FUCK YOU BUDDY
Fetterman looks like a particularly imposing goon Indiana Jones has to fight who is immune to punches. So Indy beats him by scaring him with fire, or by putting a cupcake under an airplane propeller
oh good, our criminal pedophile president wants to run a protection racket
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoTrump: "The USA will be, from this point forward, known as 'THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT,' but as such, and as a matter of FAIRNESS, will be reimbursed, at the rate of 20% on all cargo shipped, for costs necessary to do the job of providing safety and security ... "
shutting the fuck up is free and yet so many don't think it's worth the cost
