Scuffed Snurtle

@scuffedsnurtle.vtubers.social

Streamer on twitch over at https://twitch.tv/scuffedsnurtle Stop by some time

There's like 600 customers at the store right now, it's Valentine's Day, go home, make your wife a nice meal, give her a foot massage, and then blow her back out until she moans her boyfriend's name by mistake like a normal person

*AAA game protag voice* I should beat my shit crazy style. Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy. Should probably beat off first. Should probably beat my shit before doing that. I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.

There was one that got in the house that sounded like my dead father begging for forgiveness between heaving sobs but I scooped it up in some Tupperware and released it in the yard

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore