The sign language interpreter when Eminem starts performing Rap God
Scuffed Snurtle
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asmr you're trying to sleep but your roomate brought over fem luffy for the night
oomfs were talking about a gacha that is all about genderbent shounen protagonists and the first thing that entered my mind was that fem luffy backshots probably go insane
got high doing extremes the other night, group chat told me to draw this
I think they prefer the term "non-binary", bluesky
There's like 600 customers at the store right now, it's Valentine's Day, go home, make your wife a nice meal, give her a foot massage, and then blow her back out until she moans her boyfriend's name by mistake like a normal person
*AAA game protag voice* I should beat my shit crazy style. Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy. Should probably beat off first. Should probably beat my shit before doing that. I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.
There was one that got in the house that sounded like my dead father begging for forgiveness between heaving sobs but I scooped it up in some Tupperware and released it in the yard
Me: For the life of me I just cant remember what sound a Thwomp makes.. The ever reliable Manhattan Cafe:
Howling Blade has t-boy swag that's why the callout for Emminent Reign is "chase"
you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore
What if the dog society version of "do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" when someone swears was "do you lick your own asshole with that tongue?"
I shouldn't play D&D high I got no idea wtf happened tonight