A man has a wonderful life

Dan Hon@danhon.com · 2w ago

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.

As one of the crowd lucky enough to see The Protomen Act III at MAGFest I am insanely jealous and very excited for those in Nashville about to join the club. Stretch your shoulders. There’s gonna be a lot of fist pumping.

SHINE GET! Behind me Satan!

Making a pizza Me “Ok Siri, set my timer for seven minutes.” Siri

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Huh? Oh you mean David Matthews the musician! Oh yes I am quite fond.

My Ball Z? Dragon!

JohnCraig@johnny2tone.bsky.social · 7mo ago

My pointe blank? Grosse!

I love the moment before any piano concerto when the pianist must stare down the piano before them in one final do-or-die attempt to determine if the piano is, in fact, a mimic that’s about to gobble them up in front of an audience, their friends, family, and God.

Mods are asleep. Post your favorite state of H2O

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I have seen The Protomen Act III Live at MAGFest. Ask me anything.

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi, I’m a stage fly falling from 40 feet up and landing a foot away from my skull

Tal@starplanes.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi, I'm a chisel flying across a room

Trying to convince the local theater company to host a post show press conference style talkback after It’s A Wonderful Life. Treat the show like an NBA Game.

“Father, are these Demon Hunters?” “Yes, child!”

I feel like after Star Wars Oscar Isaac has a portrait in his attic that is taking on all his frat boy attributes while he grows steadily more daddy

If I talk to you every day or if I haven’t reached out to you in many years, just know that I’m thinking of you and will be very actively yelling to anyone and everyone ai have ever met that THE PROTOMEN HAVE RELEASED ACT III

Mobile Suit Gundam (1979) Episode 42 - Space Fortress A Baoa Qu 06:28.205

I woke up in the night from a dead sleep, the realization like a revelation from God. I never quite fell back asleep, my mind churning. How could I have lived on this earth for all these years and never understood… Winnie The Pooh is a Hobbit

The plane I will accept as a bribe

Todd in the Shadows@shadowtodd.bsky.social · last yr.

The plane I will accept as a bribe

OH “When Kelly Clarkson won American Idol that was America’s last free and fair election.”

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” - no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LotR)

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Aaron Amendola@turbohoodie.com · last yr.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” - no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LotR)

At what point will it be appropriate that I type and text in all caps?

People's reactions to the new Donkey Kong designs:

Are you performing at, or attending, @vgmcon.bsky.social and love to sing in a choir blob? It's not too late to join our orchestra chorus in 'the Pit Crew'! Check out the form below for more info:) docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F... #vgmcon #supersmashopera #singing #chorus #silly #parody

"Super Smash Opera Presents: Aria Kart" at VGMcon 2025 - Chorus Interest Form

The Super Smash Opera crew is looking for new and returning singers interested in joining our opera chorus for a special performance of "Aria Kart" at VGMcon 2025 this April! Please be aware that we...

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Super Smash Opera@supersmashopera.bsky.social · 2y ago

We are looking for new and returning instrumentalists and singers to join our #opera #orchestra and #chorus, aka “Pit Crew,” for a performance of “#AriaKart” at @vgmcon.bsky.social 2025 this April! For info on how to sign up please visit supersmashopera.com #classical #VGMCON #classical #singers

for the same reasons that it is GIF and not JIF, I want to renew my pledge to call it either doggie or dougie, never DOGE. Also, fuck not sies

Standing outside aiming a laser pointer at the sun like “How do you like it?!!”

Describe your account in one Simpsons image

JohnCraig@johnny2tone.bsky.social · 2y ago

Describe your account in one Simpsons image

My Metal Gear? Solid

EdgeyBerzerker@edgeyberzerker.bsky.social · 2y ago

My Battle Arena? Toshinden

From now on I’ll be referring to the movie Fight Club as “that movie about the two gay guys who live together?”

Mahomes on the bench with an iPad while the DuoLingo Bird is like hey man you’re about to break your streak